The_Rooster

Mr. Sea Chicken- Can I hire you and your stellar accounting skills? We seem to have a grain surplus! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm living proof of evolution! I out smarted the Colonel! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you first got here, you were a dumbshit. You're still a dumbshit. I guess you're right! Now open your mouth seasquawk; I need to drop off some chicken shit. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go back to the docks, Seahawk scavenger, or I'll peck your eyes out. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got something to say: [font:Arial]COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/font]

I wasn't there.

Wow. Let's see: Free Range--- check Feed--- check Roosting pole--- check Hens--- check That's something to crow about! In fact, allow me: COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this thread about Apples? Because I like apples. But I'll need you to dice them up for me. In eighths, if you don't mind. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed. There's much prettier pictures out there.

Yeah. I think avoiding chicken altogether would be a great idea.

I'M HERE TO TAKE A CHICKEN DUMP IN THIS IMPORTANT THREAD!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M HERE TO CROW IN THIS IMPORTANT THREAD!!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M HERE TO POOP IN THIS IMPORTANT THREAD!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't have to worry about that stuff with me. I'm very sweet. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did someone call?

Usually I just go right where I'm at.

Is there any popcorn on Mt. Hood? Because I sure like popcorn.

Oh, I forgot: Pecking

I'm an expert at: Scratching Crowing Roosting Fertilizing Hens Running circles in the barnyard Strutting Where can I contribute? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch it buddy. No relations there. There's a cat in the barnyard but if he gets near me, it turns into a talon show. They actually enjoy it. They're just play hard to get. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotta go---b'GOCK!

Woodsgirl, send my friends over to my barnyard. Rooster party! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where do I fit in here? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strokeit, Watch where you step- usually I just go right where I'm at. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's almost time. A friendly reminder: B'GOCK!!!!!!