The_Rooster

SURE DOES!!!!

Hope you choked on that cock, loser.

HELLO! Seems like you ought to try lithium! It will make all the voices stop! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO LADY! So it seems you like snuff films, and you're not into cock...you're right- it won't work!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sure as hell didn't. I despise a floggin' rooster. HELLO!! Miss Princess Lady, you should rethink this position! I am an excellent companion and guardian! Also, it's known that hens get confused and crazy without a rooster to keep order and to put corn on the table! Call me when you come to your senses! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did someone call for me?

HELLO! I don't know about this burchey fellow, but I prefer a good crushed surfacing base course for roads! Makes the corn go down easier. Listen, buddy- stop giving people nasty ideas! Sure do! Avoid all chicken products, they are not good for you! Got it?

HELLO! Is that because clowns weren't always creepy?? What a time that must have been! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's one of those chinese chickens. H5:N1 to you, buddy!

:tdown::tdown: Catch me if you can, humanoid!

WOW! This music is older than Colonel Sanders! COCK A DOODLE BUTT ROCK!!! :ass::ass: pffftt!!!!!

HELLO! Not dangerous at all! bukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbukbuk.... COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You, sir, are a liar, a shill, and a neanderthal. quite meaningless when used out of all context and despite any logic, which, as you know very well, wasn't the case when I have addressed these adjectives at you (I bet it'll happen again). Do you need a reminder of how these epithets applied to what your wrote here? (by opposition to your baseless hateful rhetoric?) I feel like I am talking to a child. Is that why you're writing like one? Reading your tortured sentences is utterly agonizing. Please, take a class--or something. Listen up, rabbits! Don't make me and the guys get involved here. [video:youtube]ybVb3t560oY

Suddenly I'm hungry for roast capon with a mushroom and armagnac sauce. Have you been "fixed" by any chance? If it's capon you're looking for, buddy, you might just want to jump on in the oven yourself. Eat me! Wait a minute...

HELLO! You guys sure peck at each other a lot! Don't the hens do that enough for ya at home? Jeee-zus... COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello! It sounds like you were sharing the bus with that punching bag kid that likes Ron Paul and rock and roll music! Small barnyard! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Are you saying this man likes chicken??

Nope. Just been jumpin' the hens and trying to avoid the BLADE. roasted capon... f'ing delicious! Want some H5:N1 with that, buddy?

Nope. Just been jumpin' the hens and trying to avoid the BLADE.

Whatever it takes to keep you guys eating TURKEY, I'm fine with that! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO! I DON'T PLAY POLITICS! I'M JUST WONDERIN' WHERE THE OL' CORN BUCKET WENT! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wave:

:tup: Thanks! Justice instead of me being served! Thanks for looking out for me! Go vegetarian!

:noway: :anger: :tdown: :anger: Mr. Off White! I want Hugh Conway banned immediately!

:noway: :anger: Listen, buddy. So I go to Ochoa's cause it's supposed to be some "organic, free range farm", with "lots of hens". I figured I'd get a lot of work. Next thing I know I've spent the last year living like Christopher Walken in the Deer Hunter, only worse! I waited for my opportunity, and now I'm free. What was I supposed to do??!? Best use that crockpot for corn chowder or the next one's for you, buddy. :tdown: :tdown:

Or is it h5n1?!? How would I know?