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check out this shizzle too... http://www.petefagerlin.com/video_gallery.htm (haven't i told you about this site, schuldt??) got 40 vids!! roughly 650 MB total, or at least a couple yrs ago when i downloaded them all. some have pretty cool soundtracks... techno, alt rock, various random shit.

got milf?

i live in a basement apartment which i share with about 100 spiders. little buggers are just starting to come out of th' woodwork from their winter naps. i dunno i've always liked spiders n' left em along cuz of how many other pests they kill, but it's still kind of annoying. sometimes i'll cup em & take em outside, sometimes i just ignore em. only time i kill them is when i find em in my bed... that's the only place that is OFF LIMITS to the bastards. after i find one there (doesn't seem to happen much) and kill it then i hang him/her with a thin fishing line from one of the doorjambs, as an example to the others. seems to be working.......

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that one or more of the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!) WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

guy needs to have his kneecaps busted.

my first year in college i worked at round table pizza; most of the coworkers were college kids or recent mexican immigrants. the owner was one of those fukkers you (most of us there) just love(d) to hate. guy looked like a texas cop... big beergut, balding, mustache, evil little porcine eyes. annyway, you're probably wondering WHY i'm brining this up. sometimes one or more of the college kids would grumble about how much we had to use bleach & other chemicals, and he would say it was necessary for health code n' all. then he would sorta mumble to himself, with slightly clenched teeth, "...i LOVE bleach.." tgif, all y'all biiatches!!

huh... i was a university scholarship athlete... and i still think pro sports are retarded. jes' the opposite here. i was the chubby kid picked last or close to last. but i think pro sports are cool ....at least baseball n' football ; with most others i could take 'em or leave 'em.

this is too much! anyway tho, on to the original topic of this thread... yeh no shit. i'm kinda skeptical. is this website perhaps the product of some cc.com'er with too much time on his hands?? (where's the monkey-spankin' graemlin when ya need one!) i mean, when you google her one of the first hits you get is from the well-esteemed independent (uk) ... but that don't mean it's true. bigger lies have been told and even believed thru-out history... hell some people still think jfk was killed by a lone gunman.

can definitely go the weekend of the 1st/2nd.. possibly the 8th/9th.

if you're gonna do a route with skiable stuff like the Muir Snowfield and the conditions aren't too nasty i'll join you for the first day!

is the pope catholic? does a bear shit in the woods?

"tarpaulin"? haven't heard/read that word since like the last time i ready my Boy Scout handbook, ages ago!! i guess the Girl Scouts must've called them that too...

black by popular demand once you go black, you'll never go back do unto others as you'd have others do unto you. love thy neighbor. subvert the dominant paradigm lbj, lbj, how many kids have you killed today? two things are certain in life: death and taxes. the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. tune in, turn on, drop out. go ahead, make my day. don't have a cow, man. i love the smell of napalm in the morning. frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn.

those've gotta be the only two South Park characters Ive never found funny. at all. i mean i'm no stranger to potty humor, itsall good, but... that shit is just overdone.

one of my favorite bumper stickers of all time: WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS

... natty dreadlock

yeah and y'know what else?? unless you eat nothing but organic food ya ain't treating your body like a temple, pal. faar from it. most of the food ya get in the store has a list of chemicals and nastyness as long if not longer than that one doolittle included above. ironically, this is reminding me of talks i've had back in college with hippies who were all high n' mighty about their organic vegan diets... but who smoke tobacco.

tem - per, tem - pperr! don't like second hand smoke huh doc? don't go to places that have it. it's really pretty simple. (whats this "against my will" bullshit??) now smokers who do so around their kids make ME sick, i'm with ya on that front Dr D. i mean i guess my dad smoked around his kids... but i've never held it against him cuz he's got so many awesome qualities... and cuz he wasn't your typical pack-a-day smoker.. smoked about a pack per week at most.

i hear ya lummox. can't believe that pierce county bullshit. i say restaurants & brewpubs are one thing, but any place that serves liquor should be allowed to allow smoke (and ANY type of smoke, goddamit!!... but thas' a whole 'nuther issue)

o yeah, how could i forget disney! let's see.. ariel the mermaid (er, when she grows up a little that is) baloo from the jungle book the mushrooms in fantasia pooh, tigger, and ... what was the gopher's name? just "gopher" i think right?? man, that guy would crack me up to no end. overall i think modern disney sucks... brother bear looked kinda silly to me... but man were there some gems that came out of them folks over the years.

who, Hairy Pie? naww, he's just being a contrary commie pinko.

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Jack Handy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " -Frank Sinatra ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." -Ernest Hemingway ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -Henny Youngman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." -Stephen Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" -Brian O'Rourke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! -ANON ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. -ANON ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! -ANON ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

what he said

this sounds like a blast, hope i can make it depending on the weekend ... my vote is for any besides April 24/25; that's the only one i definitely could not do.