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  1. Thank goodness you are accustomed to failing.
  2. Powering the home "appliances" with a V8 now? Can you say desensitized Not as quickly as I can say, "Are you in yet?" But you've heard that one before. Rosie and her sisters never say that! That's because you have their mouths full
  3. Powering the home "appliances" with a V8 now? Can you say desensitized Not as quickly as I can say, "Are you in yet?" But you've heard that one before.
  4. Aparrently its not speling! Yeah, it's tuff to spell
  5. High oil prices will do more to encourage fuel efficiency than anything else - much more effective than sneering from behind the wheel of the volvo. Related Note - this years MPG info: Subaru Outback: 21/26 Volvo V70R AWD: 18/24 Jeep Commander 4WD: 16/19 Lexus LS 470: 18/25 Audi TT Roadster: 20/28 Honda Insight: 60/66. Dodge Caravan 18/25. Hummer H3: 16/19. Chevy Tahoe 15/19. Toyota 4-Runner 17/21. Chevy Impala 18/28. Toyota Camry 24/34. http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/FEG2006.pdf Corvette 7.o LS7 V8 16/26 I am wet
  6. Thar ya go with that durn science again ya libural. ah shucks all you liberals can drive the small cars. Darwin in action. Funny, I drive a truck. Actually, I have two of them: one to drive and one I just work on and enter in shows. I cannot understand how your world is so cleanly cut into Republicans, Democrats, and idiots who don't vote. Obviously, I am the idiot. But you, my friend, are a piece of work--you got it all figured out.
  7. I'll buy one for a buck! a buck fitty if you sign it figgers you'd want to pay for something from mtn goat.
  8. Okay, just one more dork post and that's it. I am wondering if anyone is interested in the following project--a super simple site design. PM me and let me know how much cash and how much time. Gimme a few links to stuff you've done. Rough outline of the site... Opening page - Description of the service and a login area. Already registered visitors can logon and go to the list of vendors in their area and print out coupons. If the visitor isn't a "member" yet, they can enter their zip code into a from and see a list of participating vendors in their area. Registration page - We would look to collect: Name, City, Zip, Email (Optional - Street address, Phone number, Type of project they are working on, and when they will be completing the project). The Zip code will be used to determine the list of Vendors that is presented to the visitor. Vendor List Page - A page that will list participating vendors in the area. These will be grouped by product category (Flooring, Lumber, Plumbing, etc.) and depending on the zip code the visitor entered with will determine the list of vendors displayed. Vendor Detail Page - A page describing the services of the vendor, store hours, contact info/map and links to printable coupons from the vendor. Coupon Print Out - Only registered visitors will be able to print out coupons. If a visitor isn't a registered user, when they click on the coupon link from the Vendor page, they will first be taken to the registration page, and once registration is completed they will be able to print the coupon. Backend - The admin section should allow for the adding of vendors to the system. Uploading PDF coupons for printing. Editing of vendor information. The ability to produce activity reports for vendors (How many people visited their info page, printed their coupons, etc.) This bid should just cover the development costs, I will handle the pretty pictures part. I know this is just a very rough outline, but all the client is looking for at this time is a rough estimate of cost. Once they get an idea for how much this is going to cost, they will either shelve the project for a while or move forward. When they move forward, we will sit down for a real project planning meeting to iron out all the details of the site, and then would look for a final bid after that meeting. I could need the bid by Friday at the latest. Thanks guys.
  9. Our forte = climber mathmatics.
  10. "I did the twenty-three-hour Nose route to the top of El Capitan in eighteen hours and twenty-three minutes, I can get over this."
  11. No. Anyone else not climb it? I didn't. That's the type of climbing I do best.
  12. [quote I'm guessing you mean sort of like Lynn Hill who freed the Nose because her small fingers allowed her to send the great roof? I'm small(light) with big feet so slabbing has always been easier, lighter weight with an average size rubber contact patch is advantageous. Hey, I never thought of that. The reason Lynn Hill is such an outstanding climber is b/c she is small. Who knew?
  13. I live in Ballard, a haven for Danes. I can get almost anything in one of the many Danish shops around here--including Turkisk Peber!!!! I will be in Portland either this weekend or next. I will be happy to bring you whatever you wish. Smarkage, Piratos, whatever. Just ask and ye shall receive!
  14. did you have someone write a script for you that searches for your name in all the posts? how do you always know when you've been mentioned? Dwarf.
  15. I think you'll find that RumR is the only runt around here... Funny enough, I have some leverpostej in my fridge right now. I wish I had some excellent rugbrod though.
  16. Mig Mor er fra Odense Just curious: hvor kan det være at gjorde jer nå til amerika? Hmm... Jeg ka ikke forsto dit sporsemal... that's because I am illiterate.
  17. archenemy

    Geekism

    Thanks jaee--PM sent!
  18. archenemy

    Geekism

    Wondering if there is a nerd out there I can ask a couple of questions of. We have a bunch of one-off "Crapplications" each on one of about a million servers. I want to talk to someone who uses VMware/Vmotion across an ESX with duel core server. I want to ask about about emulation layers, transitioning, etc etc. Also about Citrix if you have used them for their end-to-end architecture. Thanks nerds. PM me if you wanna have your brain picked. Payment: unlimited
  19. archenemy

    Hahahaha

    Did you know that "wallet" is slang for pussy down in the southern US?
  20. I smell something, that's for sure.
  21. I missed you, where have you been?
  22. Sweetie, you couldn't make my day if you had 24 hours to do it.
  23. I never see you out there,oh wait, are you a boulderer?
  24. You climb alone?
  25. Should we keep posting/reading about it all too?
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