archenemy

it's the snarling lip I really like

...old bags

wouldn't you prefer one you could fit into?

Tron rocks.

This is "the small print". You'll never catch them if you follow this law. Solution = poaching. Just get it done before May 1, they taste better before they go into rut.

is that a turd on the stairs beneath you? scare the shit outta yourself or what?

I got your point. Good analogy. Trying to enlighten Foraker. Foraker--remember to get the right tag.

you should see his bidet

you don't say

Actually, not to split hairs, but your hunting license is for all year. It is the tag that you have to buy for a specific animal within a specific timeframe. Fishing licences are also year round. Shesh you guys.

get the flock outta here, no way....really?

but don't sleep toooo close to the bathrooms.

We are right on track, so quityerbitchin Johnny Fluff

Who is that lady standing behind me?

This is better than Judge Judy.

exactly what I was thinking

Somehow I doubt that anyone would work up a sweat over you.

Thinking is never work safe

Yesterday after work I went to Tiger and sauntered around a bit. I thought of you and decided I might refer to Tiger as Broken Back Mountain if that's okay with you.

The line between Man and Boy is terribly, terribly thin.

And yet, that doesn't seem to lessen it's chances of getting buttfucked.

No, it is very "gymnastic" and its practitioners bounce off the ground on one hand whilst twisting around like possessed madmen. It is beautful to watch. If you seriously want to talk to me about MA, you can PM me and we'll talk. I may even kick you ass for free if you're real nice to me But no bullshit, I am happy to chat if you are honest about what you are looking to learn from MA.

especially the "meaningful" part

I agree the Capoeira is an incredible workout. The only reason I would say that it's harder to get in shape with that style is soley due to the number of injuries (especially wrist injuries) that occur in that sport. Not to say that BJJ doesn't result in injuries--I've sustained more while practicing that than any other form--but it seems that folks in Cap. get even more. Just empirical evidence, but it might be worth a little research. And BTW, one of Brasil's better fighters teaches BJJ right here in Ballard--right at the Firehouse. There is a second teacher who is world class who teaches in Greenlake--that class has a different "feel" to it, but the technique that is taught is the same.