olyclimber

Non, ne vous avez pas fait le sommet.

gullible is too in the dictionary!

OK, OK...."when" you don't summit.

and if you didn't summit, you tell them, "I meant to do that!"

The Splinter Mountains.

YAAHHHOOOO!!! Nice show you guys. Goin up there this upcoming weekend.

When I reach the top I switch my Ipod playlist from Skinny Puppy and Rammstein to classical music and float back down. However, that anger and hate stays with me.

*sniff* yep.

That's just a backpack, not god.

Where they placed or did he just drop his rack somewhere?

Because I'm French!

Great minds think alike.

There are no innocent hikers. The best thing that can be done is to fiegn a French accent and wave your ice axe around. Also, ask them if you can have their food, and if there are women in their party, of course you must ask "How much for the women?".

Oooooohhhhh....I like doing facts. Can I? Can I?

I like to have a seance and speak in tongues on the summit. That, and whip out my cellphone and call my mom and ask what's for dinner.

" Convicted? No...I've never been convicted..." Isn't this some National Lampoon skit?

Why would I washoff dirt that hold it together, capitalist? Thank you for allow tard to post.

Cool. I see you finally got those Air Cams you ordered last month. Those things are SICK!

STFU GEEZ!

I heard that. It's Mr. Grammar to you. Perhaps you could get a lesson or two from Miss Manners. The comma is an unnecessary addition to your sentence by the way. Going 55 in a 54

If I was a girl, I would so be there.

SNL tonight.

For the Official Records, I hope you were wearing a heart rate monitor, have GPS tracks (within 1m of accuracy), and have a real time vidoegraphy, along with photos in 5 foot increments in both analogue and digital format. We're all ready to back up your submissions to Alpinist, Climbing, and Rock and Ice when you provide the data with an audit trail maintained by an independant 3rd party. Well done, but we'll need to see the information before we can raise the freak flag for you.

Awesome! thanks for posting those.