olyclimber

its not about humor. its about needs.

bedroom eyes

I don't understand why I have to foot the bill to pay for emergency medical technicians just because this guy decided to go and get old.

These were his surgeons:

Well, it is best to start planning ahead so we meet those enlistee qoutas.

Not me, I'm trying to make up for other's deficiencies by packing this monsterous ego.

who heard it from a friend that you've been messing around!

don't hate the player, hate the game...some people just speak in chestbeat.

Happy b-day Lance. It is my son's bday too.

par for the course. Glad the gals were ok. Did they have a epic tale to share?

Not me. I'm special. My mom said so.

'hoof in butt' disease

This thread is getting a little stale, but let me add my own additional asinine comments anyway. If you've got Skinny Puppy cranked at full volume, and if you should actually see these hikers, you can just shout "What, I can't hear you!" at them if their mouths move, and then continue storm trooping down the trail. It really enhances the wilderness experience, and saves you from having to interact socially.

And what about the Republican Guard? Why were Republicans defending Saddam in Iraq?

What I hate is when I'm out for a climb, and I come across a innocent hiker and I ask them "how much longer till I'm there" and they're so condecending.... "I don't know wussy little climber guy, why don't you ask your mom".

One that engages in acts or an act of terrorism or one who makes and sets off bombs? How about criminal? What tag is most useful for your particular agenda?

I propose we hold up archenemy as spokesmodel of the climbing world, and then we can all continue of with our depravity, and we can just refer to newbs and non-climbers (the whole debate as to what that really means is an extremely hott controvery) to her/him/it.

it appears so, though there might be a fourth in the middle there. if so, that is one lucky bug.

When's your flight outa Charlotte, anyway? You need a ride from the airport?

sorry...I can't help it. i'm a rock star.

well, it's more socially acceptable if you're an insect or if you're really good looking.

bite it off

I think it is almost time for another party at your house.

So...Wayne...you have pictures of Snugtop to show at the pubclub?

Lets have a name. Who? There might be a lot of mudslingers, but there is no one playing at Rove's level on the left. "electable canidate" Ya, that is what it takes alright. It certainly doesn't have anything to do with the issues.