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but of course

Sorry I couldn't make it Kurt...I had a hot date. Drop that keg by my house if it becomes too much of a burden.

besides...they were drinking classy stuff! Patron...only the best for the special occasion.

wife: you want to watch a movie? me: i'm don't know i was going to.... wife: it has Kiera Knightly...i can read your mind when you look at her me: yes. this is a play i'm working on...the opening scene...what do you think? riveted?

well, thats generally more efficient.

do your couplets ever rhyme ? i'm actually best known for my excessive use of metaphor.

That movie seemed designed for a date (with a happy ending, of course...know what i mean, know what i mean.nudge.nudge).

I write my best poetry in bed.

That is funny...I watched that movie last night too! I thought the Aunt was another agent of Darcy. He is such the master manipulator and match maker! If only I had someone like that in my life pulling for me.

I'm pretty sure AlpineK has a job for you Luke when you come back. Running the chipper shredder is a pretty high post, I hear.

just the mirror and no one else? sink another drink...

truly i am blue mr cat my heart has been wrenched forcibly from my chest and my entrails left for the vultures

Uncage the Dru

here is where you use this little guy: what is not to like about fred and his napkins?

I bet Chuck Norris could kick your post count to whatever you need it to be. Just hold this apple on your head as a target.

THOSE ARE BANNING WORDS, CHUMP. WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THESE CAPLOCKS OFF YOU ARE SO BANNED.

NO. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING. I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNCAPLOCK MY COMPUTER.

"Instead of sending criminals to prison, we should make them bushwack in SE Alaska"

damn...saw through the ruse

I FEEL SO FREE! Now you just need to ban me!

I meant to do that...but thats a good start. when you're this cool, spelling does not exist. let me have it archenemy...tell me what you really think.

I'm never coming down. Keep your logic Dru.

I'm beginning to think that it may actually get better than this.

What do you do when all your enemies are friends?