olyclimber

It was the primary function of women to get married and to marry off their female family members. Also, they were bored--they were only allowed to play harpsicord, embroider hankies, and stalk men. ahhh.. the good old days. at least stalking is still socially acceptable.

thats like a 3/8 shirt? or maybe 1/4?

but of course

Sorry I couldn't make it Kurt...I had a hot date. Drop that keg by my house if it becomes too much of a burden.

besides...they were drinking classy stuff! Patron...only the best for the special occasion.

wife: you want to watch a movie? me: i'm don't know i was going to.... wife: it has Kiera Knightly...i can read your mind when you look at her me: yes. this is a play i'm working on...the opening scene...what do you think? riveted?

well, thats generally more efficient.

do your couplets ever rhyme ? i'm actually best known for my excessive use of metaphor.

That movie seemed designed for a date (with a happy ending, of course...know what i mean, know what i mean.nudge.nudge).

I write my best poetry in bed.

That is funny...I watched that movie last night too! I thought the Aunt was another agent of Darcy. He is such the master manipulator and match maker! If only I had someone like that in my life pulling for me.

I'm pretty sure AlpineK has a job for you Luke when you come back. Running the chipper shredder is a pretty high post, I hear.

just the mirror and no one else? sink another drink...

truly i am blue mr cat my heart has been wrenched forcibly from my chest and my entrails left for the vultures

Uncage the Dru

here is where you use this little guy: what is not to like about fred and his napkins?

I bet Chuck Norris could kick your post count to whatever you need it to be. Just hold this apple on your head as a target.

THOSE ARE BANNING WORDS, CHUMP. WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THESE CAPLOCKS OFF YOU ARE SO BANNED.

NO. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING. I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNCAPLOCK MY COMPUTER.

"Instead of sending criminals to prison, we should make them bushwack in SE Alaska"

damn...saw through the ruse

I FEEL SO FREE! Now you just need to ban me!

I meant to do that...but thats a good start. when you're this cool, spelling does not exist. let me have it archenemy...tell me what you really think.

I'm never coming down. Keep your logic Dru.