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you guys shut up or i'm telling everyone you suck on Craigslist in the women seeking men personals!!!

the sanctity and honor of our great nation is at stake.

all in a days work for this mouth breather

I'm personal friends with Steve House (he is sponsoring me to get off the porch and into Gym Jones). He really does live in Bend, by the way.

there are a lot of recipes for rich people out there

They say music is the food of love Let's see if you're hungry enough Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would Get a sweet thing on the side Home cooking, homicide Side order could be your daughter, Finger lickin' good Come on baby, eat the rich Put the bite on that son of a bitch Don't mess around, don't you give me no switch C'mon baby, eat the rich C'mon baby eat the rich Sitting here in the restaurant Tell the waiter just what you want Is that the meat you wanted to eat? How would you ever know? Hash browns and bacon strips I like the way that you lick your lips No foolin' I can see you droolin' Feel the hunger grow Chorus Eat you baby, you eat me Eat two baby, get one free Shetland pony, or extra pepperoni Just pick up the phone Eat Greek or eat Chinese Eat salad or scarf up grease You're on the shelf you eat yourself Come on and bite my bone Repeat chorus Sitting there in your hired tuxedo You want to see my bacon torpedo

ya, the big baller will creep you out like that. he is a madman.

Is it funny now minx?

btw, there is no bicycle seat

i'm the dopeman, ya boy wear corduroy

what is that horrible smell???

its the middle part that he meant to be funny. that part about cats being felines.

tell me that to my face! I bet you shut that trap of yours really quick!

inane in the membrane

the scent i'm wearing right now has all the neighborhood cats following me around

thats "Major Wood" to you...

it really takes "kirk out" to the next level.

I do love it.

ya, especially when you read my witty retorts and funny make'm ups. You'll be reassessing your perspective on life. Can you say paradigm shift?

I bet if you met me face to face you'd shut your mouth!!!!

cuddly, really.

Too many prunes in the diet.

5 stars

and edited a video: Video cool video.