olyclimber

I'm a victim of society.

I'm waiting for the Rush Limbaugh Viagra commercials.

patiently waiting to format the new page

check your facts. there are multiple internets in Seattle.

Dear REI, I am writing on behalf of a Internet Bulletin Board known as Cascade Climbers. If you have not heard of this board, then you have obviously lost touch a large segment of those who use the out of doors, if not with humanity. I am writing because a member of Cascade Climbers experienced a very traumatic event in one of your stores. This customer was waiting to buy a GPS at a counter, and had to wait for as long as 15 minutes. This is simply not acceptable. Additionally, other customers (whom quite possibly are "gay") were permitted to snicker at the subject when he voiced his disapproval. These aggressions will not stand. If this occurs again, the Cascade Climbers will consider this to be an act of war, and will proceed accordingly. Right now we are deploying several aircraft carriers to South Lake Union, as well several avatars poised at your other stores for unilateral acts of passive agression. You have been warned. Sincerely, Cascade Climbers

whoops, that was an untimely post on my part.

do any girls/women still post on this website? just curious.

sorry about my post above...I was just thinking out loud.

on the 4th hand, I would like to report this whole experience has left me feeling like pounding the crap out of all of you, Seattle passive agressive style. I may have to take my rage out on the REI pinnacle and grab some ice tools and send that beeyotch NOLSe style.

hopefully they can hire additional enforcement officers to come around and wake non-payers up at 5:30am and make them pay up or kick them out, like at Red Rocks. that would be sweet.

damn, you'll try anything to be right, won't you? this is what I saw: cheapest i can find that sucker for is ~$200

na-na told you so: This is one of the lightest single ropes on the planet, for use when every gram counts. DuoDess sports a bi-color, sheath weave change the middle of the rope to aid in easy identification the middle and ends of the rope for extra safety when rappelling and lowering from a route. Mammut's Coating Finish allows unheard-of performance from such a light weight cord.

look at the rope from a distance...the weave changes half-way through so the while the rope is a red and blue weave, it looks like it is red on one half and it looks like it is blue on the other. It is very subtle...I didn't notice it at first at all...and if you look at it up close it doesn't look different. we wish

I know, I used such a rope (it is Alpinfox's rope ), and I thought too that "what a stupid idea"...at least they should have used a different color for the "near the end of the rope" markings. Of course, the rope is a bi-pattern rope (rope weave changes pattern halfway through the rope...but it is hard to tell when you look at it closely). Other than that, that rope was awesome.

i have complete zindane for this whole thread.

and the guy in the rainbow pants too. I have nothing but zindane for you for not doing so.

good to see MC Hammer could get in on this action

Ahh...the start of the cycle: first you pay for basic services, but then you've got to pay for enforcement. Soon enforcement costs will drive the price up and most of the money will go towards enforcement. Then they'll need to build new offices to house the administration of enforcement.

Nice Jens! You're ripping it up this summer!

Mail a check to a WaMu branch.

And who could forget the Doggie Dome? Why should you have all the fun and leave the poor pooch out in the rain? Give your pooch a place of their own! This pup tent sets up quick to provide shade from the sun or refuge when it rains. * Freestanding design provides a spacious 9 sq. ft. of floor space; suitable for a dog up to 110 lbs. * Sturdy shockcorded fiberglass poles snap together quickly for easy setup * Three tent pegs keep the shelter securely in place; the oversize leash peg provides a place to tether your dog * Comes with a 5 x 14 inch water-resistant nylon stuff sack Imported. Available in Earth/Sage!

and wouldn't you like to treat your climbing partner right next time by bringing along the Picnic At Ascot Deluxe Backpack with Blanket - 4 Person? Climb into the perfect picnic place--this technical climbing pack is loaded with everything you could possibly want for a gourmet outdoor dining experience for four, on the Big Wall or At the Crag. * Features complete place settings for four people with virtually indestructible plates, acrylic wine glasses and stainless knives, forks and spoons * Large 55 x 55 inch blanket with water resistant backing gives you a clean place to spread your portable feast * Zippered food compartment is fully insulated with Thermal Shield™ to keep your hot foods warm or cold foods cool * Thermal Shield insulated wine bottle pouch detaches from side of pack with brass buckles to allow easy pouring; comes with wine-key bottle opener * Includes: wooden cutting board, cheese knife, closable wooden salt and pepper shakers, nickel plated bottle stopper and cloth napkins * Adjustable backpack straps, plus carry handle and detachable shoulder strap give you carrying options * Blanket roll can be detached and carried separately Made in USA.

I thought I saw some snow in those pictures

you must be a superman if you stood there for 15 minutes. i wouldn't have lasted 2 minutes.