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You were supposed to keep that feature secret John. Thanks alot.

and you are a trouser snake Dru.

Did they attack us on our soil? Before we occupied Iraq. in other words, you'd rather have had more americans die first. well, Iraq was poised to attack the homeland. but we took care of that!

are you an experienced receiver of this technique? i don't want to leave anything to chance.

Its the same word in another language and culture. and. and. and. whatever, it isn't American.

where did you find that picture of me? i was training in case eating became admitted as a sport for the summer games.

Which one can we TRUST not to dump us for the latest model when we get in a car accident or get cancer?

Wrong again Steven. The world is black and white. Gradients and faggy rainbow hues are false liberal constructs.

saDewF41rJI FAIR AND BALANCED!

the Dollie Llama?

I think the Royal Mounties are the men for the job.

Everyone knows the world is black and white, good and evil. You're with us or against us. Colors and gradients are for liberals who are trying to justify free legal dope smoking. But I know you are with us, so you will be safe.

Of course not. The good news is we have a few hyper-knowledgeable posters here on CC.com who can guide us through Right and Wrong.

So Are you volunteering to be a crappy partner? We can bring a haul bag and portaledge on Diedre. Fix lines the whole way. What do you say?

Well, cased closed. The communists invented lying, patented it, perfected it, and are now using it to win the Olympics.

i personally believe that girls who go to Church are easier to get in the sack. Does this make me religious?

polo!

Marco!

I'm not doing that till you answer the question I never asked you but thought of cleverly, but lacked the energy to type up. I want you to also answer why I, as a man of incredible intellect, stamina, and other awesome stuff, am without fail the last bastion of truth on CC.com. Unwaiveringly.

The properly planned trip report requires recording all events to some medium (even at the expense of actually enjoying the moment) to ensure that the TR will be properly documented.

its best to plan out how your TR will go before you actually go on it. that way it will be more bad asser, have more comedic effect, etc. like bring a silly hat and some how bring that into the story some how. if you're going for an epic TR, bring a knife to cut the rope. also, for a "crappy partner" TR, make sure you research your potential climbing partners for the worst imaginable. for instance, find that guy that Uncle Tricky climbed with! thats another story in the waiting. then just go find some really popular route on a nice weekend in the summer.

this is my favorite TR yet. i'm headed off to add it to the list.

we're all fishes

i use the built in DVD/CD burning software. Nero is for suckers.

meet me at the mall, its going down. meet me at the club, its going down.