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EWolfe

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  1. link Maybe crag.com isn't dead after all..... Thoughts?
  2. EWolfe

    Strangest Google Ad?

    I've got a little riddle for you
  3. Just got my new Whatcom County registration in the mail last week Bring it, Shrubby!
  4. This thread is on fire, Yo
  5. EWolfe

    Wazzup Ya'll

    Hey, E . Hope yer doin' good! Happy Birthday!
  6. EWolfe

    cracked...

    hahahaha yer a sucker!!!
  7. EWolfe

    cracked...

    What a waste of my time, you miserable fucks. I'll never get that 5 minutes back, losers. Get a life
  8. I strongly believe we should use ALL THE LETTERS in the alphabet for further clarification of grading!
  9. From Left to Right: How you feel before How you think you look after How you really look after
  10. Of course. And I will make my own prediction. First note that all the incumbents in recent history who have been reelected have done so in virtual landslides. If it's close, the incumbent usually loses. Further, Kerry won 3/3 debates (if you don't believe he won tonight, wait until the press gets done showing the "I don't worry about Osama" Bush lies...polls of indies also show Kerry winning #3 about 60/40). There is alot of evidence that Dem voter registration in swing states has far outpaced GOP registration. Kerry has the momentum. The polls show a virtual deadlock, but two things to consider: These polls aren't sampling the new registrants (lots more Dems) and these polls aren't sampling cell phone users. My prediction: Kerry 306, Bush 232 Biggest surprise: Kerry takes Nevada. After party: Lawsuits in at least 3 states, most likely FL, OH, and WI. I am not so sure, but I like the way you think, Will. Here's hoping.
  11. How To Clean Your Toilet Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog
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    Funny Stories

    C'mon, folks. I know you got 'em...
  13. Ah, those fleeting 15 lines of fame...
  14. I like techno for gym climbing -usually Crystal Method and a trance/rave mix I have
  15. I got pulled over and almost got a ticket in my 1971 VW Van for going too slow on the freeway on the way to the OCF a number of years back. Just before we ran out of gas cuz we forgot about refueling...
  16. Eventually, as the speech wore on, nature started taking over again...
  17. Excellent article about an amazing athlete. That boy sure can
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