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Kung Fool!

Yeah, that was suck. But not as suck as "The Gaping Maw", had we gone a little futher up the snowfield.

Spelled out: I Heart My Dogface

I will be there wearing my Trask helmet, 70's style lycra tights and arm gaitors.

I thought this thread was going to be about Rudy's night out to Neighbors...

Don't forget coke-snorters...

We took a walk on Saturday evening, but sdidn't hear any music. Sounds like a cool event, sorry I missed it. E

Glacier and I climbed Sunday and Monday. Sunday was a seige on lower Castle Rock, followed by me trying to onsight Das Muzak. Got up it, but a few falls. Monday we went up and did Condorphomine Addiction. Seemed mediocre and overbolted to me. Worth doing once, I guess. Then back early to beat the labor day traffic. Hey, Ben! We were at my property at Nason Ridge Sat and Sunday night! Who had the wedding?

sewing some thread into the middle works well, if a little labor-intensive. You can see AND feel the halfway mark, as well.

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!

I can't imagine your body having more than 3-1/2 liters, there, short-shot!

Hey! That's not the bushflash I was hoping for!

D'oh! I thought it was "Klen-key." I thought it was "klen-KAY"

Billed the cigar tactician

Don't be a historical girlyman, you know I am right!

There's a joke about Clinton getting excited when his female doctor started talking about "acute angina"...

A laborer on our job just got out of detox, a state-sponsored program, and has 100% medical coverage, so he just got a knee operation long overdue. Cost to him? $0 Basically, because he has no declared income, the state will pay his medical. He suggested to me that one could say one has no income after checking into rehab, and if you were to get caught, going to jail would actually increase your benefit level! Crime, drugs and alcoholism may not pay, but it get's you medical!

Fast and Light rack ( the only way I was able to outrun him): -Shiver-bivvy kit resplendent with liquors and prescription drugs, estimated street value: $250 - Kiped gear from soloing past slow parties and removing excessive placements (complete with list of angry people to avoid). All gear only slightly used, and never by Mike (we all know he never places gear). Estimated Value: $200. Special CC.Commer's Bonus: This set-up comes with a 5.10X climbing ability at no extra charge!

"I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving"

I knew the choppers were more than a hallucinogenic flashback!! Remember: Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

I call it Lousy

You mormons have all the luck

There are some 11's and 12's up Cocaine Gully that are damn scary without a stickclip. *Ahem* Not that I ever use one. :Pagetoppiiinnn:

Just like climbing - Ya gotta train!

Anyone know a good hangover cure they could fix for 70?