bunglehead

I had a totally bogus nightmare last night that there was a nulcear war in the U.S. and so many nukes were going off that Pres Bush didn't even care anymore, and that I had gone blind from the flashes. Seriously, I really dreamed that. Man it sucked.

Far out man! Groooove.. Mellow waves bras and sas!

"Cock a doodle do something" !! "Dam"!!! Snarf!

A termite goes into a bar, and asks the guy behind the counter "Is the bartender here?" Guy says no, so he leaves

"I hate it when daddy drinks"

Beat ya to it Muffy! Great name for a town, and it really is boring there.

NooOOOOOOOoooOOOOO!!!! Die hippie! Die hippie! Die Hippie! My brain! MY BRAIN!!! AAAGH!!

From my girfriend's kid: "Why did the fox talk to the chicken? Because he wanted to get his picture!" or something like that. It was really all in the delivery.

Them's figtin woids...

Be a vengeful God and smite all of the shitbag hippies at the Oregon Country fair. They actually broadcast the stupid goings on over the radio. Some stupid hippie chick was just singing about her biodiesel van.

I like Rocky Butte! If you guys and gals up in p-town are gonna do a little cleanup, I'd be willing to drive down (up?)from Eugene to help out. Where else can you climb with semis rumbling by, with graffiti, syringes, broken glass, dirty etc. etc..? Call me insane, but I like the butte. I really do. It's usually pretty cool in the trees.

What's a pirate's favorite animal? An AAARRRdvark.

I hear there's a new pirate movie out. It's rated ARRRRRR!

Boring, Oregon. The name says it all. What does 12 year old a girl from Prineville say after she's done having sex? "You crushed my smokes, dad"

Well, I have been called Fuckhead by several hundred individuals.

Ok, ok, I lived in Israel for 6 months, and it was fucking awesome. And I've travelled all over the U.S. I love travelling. But I have been to Sandusky. I use to live in Ohio. SUCKED ASS.

I've been to Sandusky, Ohio. That Count?

Yowza. Wowee.. Uhh, yeah.. umm, Well, Fuck! That sucks. Glad I'm not that kid.

"Why?" Why the hell not?!

Last night, as I was driving home from work, I had the very rare opportunity to directly compare bio-diesel vs. regular diesel exhaust. Directly in front of me was a VW van burning bio-diesel, and in the lane next to me was a big ass regular diesel bus. All I can say is the bio-diesel smelled awful, and didn't give me that lovely little rush one can only get from Petro diesel. Until bio exhaust can damage brain cells like the regular stuff, I vote petro.

Stupid granola eating, Phish fuck, dirtbag hippies. We have enough in Eugene to go around. We also have a ton of hobos. Of course, I live right behind a rehab clinic, so I get my share of fucking losers.

Real men climb offwidths Is that what you call it when your boyfriend climbs on top of you? Sick bastard. Whoa. Uhh, just rock cracks for me, thanks. Freaks! all of you!