bunglehead

Be a vengeful God and smite all of the shitbag hippies at the Oregon Country fair. They actually broadcast the stupid goings on over the radio. Some stupid hippie chick was just singing about her biodiesel van.

I like Rocky Butte! If you guys and gals up in p-town are gonna do a little cleanup, I'd be willing to drive down (up?)from Eugene to help out. Where else can you climb with semis rumbling by, with graffiti, syringes, broken glass, dirty etc. etc..? Call me insane, but I like the butte. I really do. It's usually pretty cool in the trees.

What's a pirate's favorite animal? An AAARRRdvark.

I hear there's a new pirate movie out. It's rated ARRRRRR!

Boring, Oregon. The name says it all. What does 12 year old a girl from Prineville say after she's done having sex? "You crushed my smokes, dad"

Well, I have been called Fuckhead by several hundred individuals.

Ok, ok, I lived in Israel for 6 months, and it was fucking awesome. And I've travelled all over the U.S. I love travelling. But I have been to Sandusky. I use to live in Ohio. SUCKED ASS.

I've been to Sandusky, Ohio. That Count?

Yowza. Wowee.. Uhh, yeah.. umm, Well, Fuck! That sucks. Glad I'm not that kid.

"Why?" Why the hell not?!

Last night, as I was driving home from work, I had the very rare opportunity to directly compare bio-diesel vs. regular diesel exhaust. Directly in front of me was a VW van burning bio-diesel, and in the lane next to me was a big ass regular diesel bus. All I can say is the bio-diesel smelled awful, and didn't give me that lovely little rush one can only get from Petro diesel. Until bio exhaust can damage brain cells like the regular stuff, I vote petro.

Stupid granola eating, Phish fuck, dirtbag hippies. We have enough in Eugene to go around. We also have a ton of hobos. Of course, I live right behind a rehab clinic, so I get my share of fucking losers.

Real men climb offwidths Is that what you call it when your boyfriend climbs on top of you? Sick bastard. Whoa. Uhh, just rock cracks for me, thanks. Freaks! all of you!

Real men climb offwidths

True. And it's damn pleasant in the early morning (before 7) I actually like the columns when nobody's there.

I'm with you Timmy. Mayo and shit thread

Hey Seattle folks, you guys are lucky you have a selection of crags. In Eugene, we have one place to climb (the Columns) that's decent when nobody is there but most of the time sucks and is choked with gapers. I've had ropes dropped on me several times. When it's crowded, you can't even take in slack w/o hitting the person next to you. I just go early in the mornin, and usually there's only one other group there. Boo to gapers

gyms suck after a while. Boo to plastic.

You are too funny Timmy! The Biatch.

It won't be me Timmay!

SORRY NOT TLG I know who you are lurker.

A few weeks ago I was walking off the east ledges of el cap and saw a german couple walking down. They asked us what we had climbed and replied that they had been climbing too. I thought this was interesting because they had no climbing gear except their harnesses and a rope. I asked them which route they had gone up and they said they had climbed the falls trail and now they were doing some "extreme rappelling" back down the "scary" east ledges decent. Yeah, I've heard of this too. I have this stoner friend who always wants to go rappelling off of bridges and shit. He doesn't climb though. I can't figure that out. Wierd. I avoid it as much as possible.