bunglehead

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" As said by Tom Waits on "Fernwood Tonight" and at least one early episode of SNL

Timmay!

Anybody else there?

"Skiing's the easy part, Carl"

Don't go TLG!

You Gotta love George Kennedy's bulletproof, stronger than God hip belay. And what's with that indian chick running Clint ragged? And the gay guy? Man "Sanction" is actually a pretty bizarre pic if you think about it. Cliffhager: Hi-larious. Where did Stallone get that Bolt gun? To quote Timmay, that things "Plab" My favorite "climbing" movie: "K2 The ultimate High" Scott Glen(sp?): Positively BADASS

If they're BD Cams, they'll sew new ones on for $7.50 a unit.

Makers Mark.

I've got that book Timmay. It's full of typos, and the route descriptions are offset on some sections, but at least it gives good directions to all of the areas listed. I've been to a few of the areas. The Honeycombs, Flag, Youtklut, and they're all beautiful. Haven't gotten to actually climb the upper Umpqua rocks, but they're really pretty, and there's a ton of camping. So for me at least, it's been a good purchase. Greg Orton has a website that has corrections listed, and he's really prompt with the e-mail replies.

Hey! my girlfriend is really mad at me because of this thread. She's breaking up with me as a result of it! Ask to see one stranger's ass.......

If you insist... In this picture you can see my sweet young little ass... Uhh... yeah... That's umm... Wow. That is not AT ALL what I meant, "Miss Normandy" you freak.

Yes, the pictures "Miss Normandy" Let's see em...

I'm with Trask, POST YOUR ASS! I'm an assman!

Timmay! Mine rolls in shit all the time and does the same bark, yo. My dog kept me sane through my divorce . My mutt has definitely taught me to not take life too seriously, unless there's a bone, ball or pine cone around.

Coffee! Mmmmm! Actually I drink espresso, which (if you can believe it) has less caffeine than regular coffee. I Can drink 5 shots a day or none. Either way I'm good, but I definitely gotta have my chocolate when I'm climbing! Hell, even water is bad for you if you drink too much of it. Like Chris Rock says "Red meat won't kill ya, green meat'll kill ya!" to caffeination. And I think heroin is much, MUCH worse than caffeine, isn' t it?

Once I won a pickled egg eating contest. Even my dog avoided me. 12 Jalapeno pickled eggs. I didn't feel "firm" for a week.

nwhikers.net: BUWAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAAHAA!!!! AAAAA.....AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! AHH...AHH.... BUWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAA!!! WOW! I've never, ever been that sensitive. LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

Bastards! I'm jealous! I expect a full report when you return. Damn this Monday through Friday 8-5 job!! Damn it to HELL!! Seriously, have a blast. I'm hopin to get up there myself this season.

I was in Bend a couple weeks ago, went to Meadow camp. After climbing, it looked to me like there were people that were scoping vehicles. After what Timmy told me about his friend up at Tumalo, I make sure to lock it up tight and conceal as much as possible from crackhead eyes. Sucks to see it finally came to Bend. Watch your shit folks.

Hey if they can't enforce it, I'll never, EVER buy a trail park pass again. It's double taxation and total bullshit. Isn't there an annual protest day where nobody pays? Fuck the Forest Service, and The Recreation Coalition of Amerika. We shouldn't have to pay to use OUR land. I will write my congressman.

CHALK?!!! And all this time I thought people meant crayons! Man I feel like such an idiot! No wonder every time I'm done climbing it looks like a kindergarten class was up there!

Scarpa dealer=Base Camp in Bellingham (Ask for Mike=good boot fitter; knows wtf he's doin) Don't buy boots online...that's fuckin stooopid. I know.. But I live in Hippie town OOPS! I mean Eugene, and I'd have to drive. Actually, getting out of here to buy boots might be a good thing.

What a fucking moron!!

GO Timmay! I'm headed up to the woods for some climbs with my lady friend.