bunglehead

Booty!! Mmmm I love booty

And huffing solvents!

No we don't. Embrace it, it's very empowering. We mean people are very happy, actually, and lead fairly productive lives. Join us... As long as you're mean to people you hate. YES!! "In the town it was well known when they got home at night their fat and pcychopathic wives would thrash them to within inches of their lives" That's MEAN.

You can count me in too. I'd be more than happy to drive over to Bend for a meeting. I spent a lot of time in those caves, and I love Central Oregon. Anything I can do to help with fair access, I will.

Lynn Hill ROCKS.

And he took those pictures when the light was streaming right into the cave. Usually it looked like bat guano, and if it was in dim conditions the chalk marks were hard to see at all. Fucking Forest Extraction Service. They're so self serving. I hate em.

NO, they DON'T! YES they DO!

Ahh, the infamous photos that started it all..Funny how "Larry" didn't bother to take pictures of all the TRASH too. Maybe they would have banned everybody.

C+

WHAT?! GOING POSTAL IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS YOU HANGING ON!?!!!

Yeah they do.

One thing Timmy didn't mention was that we picked up an empty whiskey bottle (Jack Daniels) and a veeery stinky empty can of some malt liqour type shit. There was also a huge pile of burnt shit right in front of Boyd Cave. Forest Service has time to bother climbers, but they're too strapped to ticket vandals and dickhead who litter. Personally I think their name should reflect what they actually do: The Forest Resource Extraction Service I said it before and I'll say it again. Fuck the Forest Service. And I really wanted to work for them when I was a kid. I thought that was a noble pursuit. I was way off. mis-spelled Jack

GG kiss is correct, it was purely motivated by one guy's idiotic self-righteous crusade, and it didn't only affect the caves, it affected ALL climbing in the ranger district. Thanks to that pompuous fuck you can't use chalk at Meadow Camp anymore. What does that have to do with bats? The ONLY people I've seen at the caves or Meadow Camp before the ban were climbers. We're unfairly being targeted because we're an easy target, we're highly visible. Meanwhile all of the petroglyphs that Dry Canyon off Skyliner was covered with have been all chipped away. Fuck the Forest di-service.

Timmy, I was thinking about making some coffee mugs. God I need to get out this cube farm......

Agreed FUCK THE FOREST SERVICE.

THAT BITES. WHEN IS KENNY G. GOING TO DIE?!! WHY DO YOU ONLY TAKE THE GOOD ONES GOD?! WHY? Seriously, that sucks. I love Johnny Cash. I'll have 5 beers for him tonight

That's funny, as Timmy was talking to me this weekend about this very idea! I know I need to join. "Hi my name's Ron, and I've posted 600 times. I was last seen 4 minutes 6 seconds ago"

YIKES!!!!

I had taken a loong needed day off from work, when my girlfriend came over and asked me if I had turned on the TV. I said no, and she told me that the World Trade Center had collapsed. I looked straight at her and said "I don't believe you" Then I turned on the telly. Then I cracked a beer. that was a bad day.

Yeah, that was actually pretty hilarious. Gore.

Tomatoe

That sucks. The same thing happens where I work. I really hate office politics. It's like Lord of the Flies around here sometimes.

Those would be hilarious to me if it wasn't my grim reality EVERY DAY I WORK. They are all on the mark.

Beer.

I think we should request some data analysis from the site moderators containing a histogram with number of posts per thread, a pareto chart of number posts per thread in spray an weather conditions, and a scatter plot showing the correlation between rainy days and posts. It could be placed in the new Site statistics forum. That should make some of us nerds happy.