bunglehead

Definitely the Wild Things. The Kevlar windshirt.

My neck hurt constantly when I lived in Boulder. There were betties everywhere. It was insane.

NO RELATION! MOVE ALONG, CANUCK! NOTHING TO SEE DOWN HERE!!

It is scary how conservative teenagers have become these days - inlcuding one of my own. Fuckin aint it?

yes

Most Mormons I've met are creepy. It may not seem obvious at first, but after a while: HEEBIE JEEBIES What's up with them anyway? World domination?

Other left. (I remember my left hand by holding it up facing away from me so it makes an L)

Shit, your momma' s so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family.

Bomb Mecca. That's a great idea. Then let's get some crazy Hasids to blow up the Dome of the Rock. This would be a very quick way to find out what really happens during an apocalypse.

Personally, if I was a Republican, I'd be embarrassed by my party's tactics under the banner of GWB. He's doing everything they purport (as much as I understand the GOP) to be against. Fiscal discipline, meddling in foreign affairs, taking away personal freedoms, big government, I thought the GOP was opposed to all of this. And in the interest of equal consideration, let me just say if I was a Democrat, I'd be PISSED at how that party rolls over and plays dead. They're toothless. I'm so fucking pissed at the way things are going in this country, and nobody seems to give a fuck that we're leaving a huge mess for our children to clean up. On BOTH sides of the aisle. When's the revolution? I'm gettin there.

Wow. I can't believe this hasn't happened yet. I'm such an idiot. If I would have bought a house when I lived in Bend I'd have made a killing. But nooo, I'm an idiot. Okay, I'm finished with my pity party.

ALL YOU'D BE LEFT WITH IS THE PORN!!

Come on guys. I think we're all mature enough to recognize it was a talking snake in a tree and that fossils are the devil's handiwork.

Holy shit that's cold! And no coffee or beer! SUCKS.

Maybe I'll take a picture of the hanging basket I made out of old rope. Hideous, but functional! I also use old worn out runners for dog leashes. FANTASTICO!

Comes this! WTF? Do pedophiles enjoy the same "constitutionally protected freedoms?" too?

I tried it on my shoelaces at work in it worked like a champ on 2 pens!

Just start singing the song from "Caddyshack" DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-I'M ALL-RIIGHT! NOBODY WORRY 'BOUT ME!

Well...take some disposable cord, make a sheepshank, look at the 3 internal strands and you can see that one of them is not holding weight from either end. Or if you can't figure it out by looking, tie a 'shank to a tree, hold the other end in your hand, and start cutting strands one at a time to see what happens. It's one of those "Oooohhhhh...I see!" kind of deals.

Hank Snow has some good stuff.

Uh, does Luther Wright and the Wrongs count?

Yikes! What're the odds? Is this all in the realm of random occurences? Then again, I don't really go around pulling frozen mummies out of the ice, so I think I'll be safe.

Driving the bus? Praying to the porcelain God?

I've got nothing.