bunglehead

Alright, one of yous guys has to offer me a job. Pretty please?

Hyundai TIBURON!!! Oooh! a shark!

Wow. You guys are all pretty lucky.

Is it just me, or does any other human out there feel like driving their manager/boss to a remote spot, torturing them for several days, finally killing them? Or is it just me? Here's a handy poll to help solve this age old dilemma. How does work and you co-workers make you feel?

One could always do what I do and ride around on a beat up bike that looks like it's not worth stealing. BTW, I tried that ball point pen shit on my lock last night, and I couldn't get it to work. But my lock is like 4 years old, or something.

Who the fuck are those fucking tools?

No lunch yet.

THANK YOU!!!

So when I was pooping earlier, I felt like I had something stuck in my nose. Maybe a piece of corn or something. FINALLY I got it out of my nose, and I thought it might have been a Jelly Belly brand jelly bean, but it was just a booger.

You beat me to the punch. That was without a doubt one of the stupidest articles I've seen in that magazine. Period. Runner up would have to be that stupid article of Dave Graham, et. al. going to Europe. "UNCENSORED!!!" or some stupid shit like that. Second runner-up: That article about bouldering in Manhattan, full of skate-punk phraseology and some dude yelling "flaco!" after "sending the sickness!" somewhere in Central Park. Damn, I missed that one.

Fuck. You beat me to the punch. That was without a doubt one of the sutpidest fucking articles I've seen in that magazine. Period. Runner up would have to be that stupid article of Dave Graham, et. al. going to Europe. "UNCENSORED!!!" or some stupid shit like that.

Would those be the short twit or the long twit muscle fibers???

I've seen that.

EUGENE IN DA HOUSE!!

dunno, maybe I'm just a sucker for things like "Coward necromancer" Plus, (warning: geek) I kind of like to see how the spambots write. I know, I know, I'm a dork.

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He has to cut down on the Foie Gras? Man that sucks for him. that's a delicious dish if it's prepared right.

Thanks for the advice.

He'd be a good choice!

Yes, it is stupid, but GO FORBID we actually force the 2 fuckheads running for president discuss something that's actually a big fucking deal to us, like the mounting national debt and who the fuck is going to pay for all the baby boomers that have been promised social security. Oh and the fact that it's getting harder and harder for folks to find a job that doesn't require a name tag or a hair net.

That's classic.

That must be great for keeping you in shape!

agreed. I stay far away from those non-stick pans. I'm superstitious like that. I use enamel coated iron cookware. There was an article the NY Times recently about the town Dupont manufactures Teflon in. The city water engineer has told the people there to drink the city water at their own risk. Pumping a bunch of Teflon into the water supply chain seems like a really BAAAAAD idea. It's going to come back to haunt us.

Is this something we want to flushing into our water?? Seems like a bad idea to me.