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yet another instance of theoretical not matching practical. i dont think i go through any extraordinary gyrations while releasing the hostages. them things just flush spontaneous like.

that mag is way too edgy and shit for my mainstream whitebread republican-voting fat ass. tho i preciate the support of american auto makers.

no doubt. too much e really messes up your seratonin levels. but aint it fun? wait. what you talking bout?

alright. wtf is up with them automatic flushing toilets that go off mid crap? i hate gettin startled that way.

In this case it was a crime. Nowhere does it say that the chalk placed was against the law BEFORE the ban was put in place. i use magnesium carbonate as a dietary supplement.

now the last time i got high (almost) was last month in mexico. my buddies convinced me that i needed a bag a weed. they dont smoke cuz they got random drug testing. i dont drink cuz i am a drunk. we seem to have a decent working relationship. anyway. i got a huge freekin bag a oaxacan ditch weed for twenty bucks off of ruben the taxi cab driver. smoked a couple huge joints. enjoyed the snap crackle pop of the seeds i missed while cleaning that shit in the middle of some poor ass barrio with some drunk mexican cowboys whooping it up with ruben and my drunk friends (i always seem to wind up in these fuked up situations). almost got high. fukin ruben dont know shit about weed imho. went into a stipper club slash whorehouse and couldnt get sprung for none of them wenches while my buddies got more drunk. threw the rest (about 2 fukin ounces) away. fuk it. i dont need that shit no more. i could pass any gotdamed drug test now. but do my eyes look clear and bright and sober an shit: hell no. they got a touch of sun the other day then wind burned yesterday. and let me tell you that ice cold visine onto a stinging eyeball is a singularly exquisite feeling of 'ow!'. wtf? i hardly abuse any substances yet i look like a fukin cypress hill groupie.

'date'. the colloquialisms you sex industry workers use just kill me. and i think magazine racks next to shitters is just about as strange as the shag carpet covered toilet seat.

chalk is not a crime.

indoor plumbing is cool.

most excellent. spawning psilocybin flashbacks an everything.

if someone is unconscious on the dance floor shove an icecube up their butt.

(m/s)/s

help the little guy out. it is pretty fun. little puzzlers ans trippy scenes an shit. http://www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf

have a nice ride.

silvretta. they even make em with front release. dont know the model number. you can figure that one out. probably. there aint another make that even comes close.

ACK NACK. ACK NACK.

answers for questions 1-4: Damon Stoudamire. dude knows how to get high.

imho wi5 is a serious proposition. kick ass in colorado.

omfg you are so last week. i am talking about the naked rambler.

free stephen gough!

i guess any exercise is bad if you get hurt doing it(?) use a light enough weight so your form is perfect and i cant see how you hurt yourself. build up your strength and move to heavier weights. whats the problem? the idea with wieghtlifting is to isolate a muscle group and work it. basic theory that has been proven effective. just ask jack lalanne. dude. dont be dissing little girls like that.

i done crappy appleton and edge of the sun one afternoon. pretty damn fun. but the best linkup i ever done was a slow bang with a woman i love right when i woke up then breakfast at the rio then a leisure hike to frogland then climbing frogland then wathcing the moonrise then some beer and dinner and shower and back to bed for more loving. that was a good day.

maybe they meant funny haha. not funny strange. know what i mean?

trick question. they are all gay.

pushover? who does the dishes where you live?