lummox

me me me. #1. 100% match. whoa.

end to the drought?

I'm sorry.

that's about it

it is totally fun at first. but then you just want to stop but you cant. i had some serious fun with a car in a parking lot last night. but sliding through intersections made me cringe.

gradeflation. a picked out climb aint like a wierd shaped and smooth one. fat ice aint the same as thin and funky. i would say we have different ideas of what a wi5 is. many supposed wi5 climbs get hammered into wi3+-4 shape real quick. my opinion is that many trafficked ice climbs get upgraded cause of that 'one time back in the winter of 19??' when it was gnarly. can you say 'sea of vapors'? but if you need to inflate your sack with false numbers then whatever.

you got nipped. a little nerve damage. go to lilloeet. keep super hydrated and well fed. avoid alcohol. stay warm. change your socks at least daily. wear your boots a little looser. dont listen to me.

i cant imagine the enema does much for that rich columbian flavor. but if it rings your bell then cheers to you.

i dont believe it. i reckon most climb wi2-4. wi5 is pretty serious imho and i dont see too many people leading at that level. just look at the numbers. there are only a handful of numbers meant to depict a whole range of difficulty. compare that to rock climbing where there are dozens of number and letter combinations. but thats ice. it varies so much how can a narrow rating ever work?

more dumb shit rich people do with their money

south american cowboys dont wear anything like the outfit you describe. you gay or sumpin?

being banned are suck. it takes some effort to get another name.

climbing in warmer climates is best. but if you have to climb in the cold (f'in masochists ) go wool. i be diggin the ibex.

spray on trask. do it. do it.

despite routine countermeasures to offset sperm overheating due to constriction in tightie whities and the requisite child sacrifices to bizarre animals which are thought to improve sexual function sperm counts in british males have dropped by a third in the last ten years. but lets look at the bright side here folks: they are british. they do wierd things. and their kids a funny lookng anyways. elsewhere in this wacky world Singapore Says May Loosen Law on Oral Sex. what? i like that them lips tight. formed in a perfect pink 'o' slidin up and down my spit slick . . . oh oh oh

stryctnine in the guacamole.

get your house in order is what that means.

winterskate for the hormonally challenged youts:

you can not SK8 in this weather, snow board maybe I am frozen in my house can't leave.. STUCK the truly hardcore pull the trucks off and ride the ice. i am not one a them.

dude. you are a nerd. it is much cooler to grind the benchs and curbs around the office park with your board. wear your scabs like the badges of honor they are. skateboarding is not a crime.

this past season i saw two kickass phenomena kinda stuff. one was the 'green flash'. not so much a flash as an intense green glow above where the sun just went down. i was off the coast of baja california on a clear october day. perfect conditions for it. the glow lasted about 3 seconds. the second happened just the other day out in the desert while i was driving. i saw a falling star in the middle of the day. blew me away. made a wish on it too. you all seen any freaky shit like that?

the peckerwood would say do unto others then split. he would also say a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

think 'creative diversion'. get your hands on some irrigation pipe. just do it.

i had some dates in december where i put on my 'o' face.

damn dude. it took you long enough to figure that one out. to you sparky.