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sandals are not formal ya dork. here is some other gay shit fukin scots started this whole 'kilt' thing. wtf? haggis sucking homos apparently.

hey! grand junction women kick ass

dude is in glenwood springs for chrissake. aint exactly the north or west. kina centerfied.

two 60m ropes are good. i think dealing with two f-in 70m ropes for coiling and flaking and the like would suck. i wont even mention the need for a larger rack when climbing 240foot pitches.

fukin a. fish dont shed like women. there was long black hair in the strangest places on that boat. wtf?

remember to take the car keys with you when you streak through the place.

i dont feel so good.

smells fishy to me.

today i got an email from those guys in the photos. they are in ixtapa getting ready to go to costa rica. and i thought they had already gone. hahahaha. they are never on time. they aint seen the 'dancer' i was hangin with. i miss her. i should be there now with her. i hope she aint pregnant again. instead i am enoying the hypothermia weather here.

yes. it is safe. even preferred.

that is fuked up to goof on dead people. your ass oughtta be banned. you need a time out.

my old man kicked it with the massive coronary. lights out in seconds. just like his own old man. i prolly go out that same way. yee haw! talk about living in suspense.

i interupt this frivolity to insert another joke: A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man's pecker. Angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the car. Driving behind the car is a fella in a pickup truck with his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says, "That bug sure had a big dick!"

bah! i like my definition better.

cant you sell some blood plasma or something to get money instead of selling your tools?

'suburb' means rank weed. used in a sentence: 'what the dilly-o mutherfuker? you layin some suburb on me when i axed for chronic.'

i seen this on nerve.com and was laughing enough to want to share: http://www.nerve.com/regulars/quickies/sexadvicefrom/cowboys/ 'What's a no-fail seduction line?' 'Tell 'em you got a big truck and a big dick.' f-in classic.

so. now it is january. bianca is in cabo san lucas. jared is probably there too. rob is on his way to costa rica (should be off of el salvador). that boat is in the state of nayrit (bitchin fukin place too). and i am here. and i am cold. and this fukin place smells a little moldy. at least i get to climb some. summer can not come fast enough for me. hope you all enjoyed the little slide show.

this was my ride into southern mexico. job title: 'boat nigga'. the owner works hard so guys like me can take care of his boat. i usually work 12 to 20 hours each day doing shit when on board. but this trip was pretty leisurely so i got to sleep almost every night. water temp: 84. fukin a we are not in puget sound. and it sure aint bristol bay

aint bianca a cutie? she was scared of the little fish.

this is rob in the back of lennys mercury. rob starts his day with coffee and vicodin. you know: for 'pain'. he ends his day with anejo and coke. mostly anejo. you know: for 'pleasure'. he gave me a couple vicodin one day and i had a hard time walking straight for a while. rob pretty much kicks ass as a guy to go fishing with.

in zihuatanejo harbor they hang a lot of sailfish as 'trophies'. sailfish are called 'pez vela' but we call em 'pez verga'. hahahahaha. they are not like what you would call strong fighters usually. but they can go ape shit when ya grab their skinny bill to get the hook out. and with their whippy thin bodies they got pretty good reach into the cockpit. i almost got speared three times on the december trip. we released all the billfish we hooked up. fukin sailfish taste like catfood. and i know this cause i have eaten both. i even ate some in tacos under the palapas in the background of the picture below. sailfish tacos. advertised as 'fish'. the cook only copped to it when confronted. here are some locals with yet another sacrifice

really? wtf? aluminum is about as light as titanium.

i got skunked on the pez gallo. but i got a jack trevally. which is nice.

this is jared from kona with his first ever rooster fish. fukin a. dude has wired 1000+ lb blue marlin and handlined 300+ lb ahi but still has the stoke for the new species. hell ya. we are somewhere along the coast of the state of jalisco. it was really warm that day. the chop laid down nice in the afternoon.