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  1. then you'll have to check out her new tattoo: 6 inch high wings on her back. bianca has a mom who is 38 yrs old. kina feels wrong to mess with bianca. but you know. whatever. btw: she has issues. surprise!
  2. this is bianca. and the first fish she ever caught. a wavyline grunt. we are anchored in the outer harbor of cabo right off 'the office'. bianca works at mermaids. she has talent.
  3. who ya think? shee-it. skin pigmentation was inbred outta my family vine long time ago. i fukin burn at night. i tan like a marshmallow over the fire: white turns to toasty brown immediately followed by eruption into flames and drips of gooey ooze.
  4. fukin a. here is a shot of cruisin in the mercury with lenny and ricardo through ixtapa last month. it was like 90 feakin degrees. check the quilted headliner and bling on the rearview mirror. we were thumping the eminem shizzle like real gangstas
  5. www.iceclimb.com/CO.html
  6. guns dont kill people. it is the dispersement of the kinetic energy of the bullet penetrating the victims body that kills people.
  7. werd. good on ya. i am out the door to go lift heavy shit up then put it back down. helps me sleep at night. i just hope i can avoid morons for the rest of the day. laate
  8. i sense some unreleased tension. some restrained hostility. let it go baby.
  9. i had to return the modem to get the cable shizzle turned off. said i would have to wait 1/2 hour to return the modem. f-in veins started to throb on my forehead. words were said. i had to leave before i attempted to insert the modem in the receptionists receptical.
  10. i aint really sure how the season affect me. but i swear it is making everybody else act like jerks (that is a pc kina term for 'fukers'). i almost went postal at the comcast place the other day while returning the cable modem.
  11. freeclimb9s go zaps shizzle. www.gozaps.com
  12. you aint ever spent much time in jail have you? i wouldnt wish that shit on most people bad or not.
  13. i try to avoid fondling loaded weapons while filled with feelings of self loathing brought on by seasonal affective disorder. sleeping for more than 10 hours per day is NOT a good thing. starting the day with a tumbler of old grandad or a jug of olde800 aint positive. adrenaline is good though. a little urban mischief can help. buildering. span jumps. train hopping. tagging. arson. you know. the usual shizzle.
  14. check the outside magazine dog and pony show.
  15. i got a pair already ya whiner.
  16. stupid shizzle to start the day: Straight outta Compton crazy motherfucker named bin laden From the gang called al qaida When I'm called off I got a sawed off Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off You too boy if ya fuck with me That pansy ass gw is gonna hafta come and get me Off yo ass that's how I'm goin out For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out sand Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass So give it up smooth Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin with a crime record bigga than Charles Manson AK-47 is the tool or a loaded passenger jet yo Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly that I'm down with the capital C-P-T Boy you can't fuck with me So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck Coz bin laden is crazy as fuck As I leave, believe I'm stompin but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta babylon Yo saddam Whassup? Tell em where you from! Straight outta babylon, another crazy sand nigga More kurds I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this But the pussy ass coalition troops don't show this But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps If not from the records, from jackin the crops Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin' And when illegally armed it's called 'packin' Shoot a motherfucker in a minute I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it So if you're at a show in the front row I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to But that shows me, slut, you're composed to a crazy muthafucker from tikrit Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit saddam controls the automatic For any dumb muthafucker that starts static Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself every time I pull a AK off the shelf The security is maximum and that's a law yo yo fukin american bitches I'm raw See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin that's takin place without a clue And once you're on the scope, your ass is through Look, you might take it as a trip but a nigga like saddam is on a gangsta tip Straight outta babylon Straight outta babylon...
  17. lummox

    yeah baby

    fyi: the hoops at the elementary school are only 8' high.
  18. fairweather: you are late and unfunny. stop it. really. oh. btw. the expression 'big time' is, like, not even crunchy.
  19. it aint 'pink'. it aint 'chartreuse'. its 'bubblegum' dammit.
  20. the damn cup holders are a joke. where are ya suposed to put the 64oz insulated cup of diet coke? it is as annoying as them little containers of sauce ya get with mcnuggets. pansy ass economy car drivers in puny cars. them mutherfukers always seem to be in the way. when i put on the turn signal they better MOVE. NOW. no real good chainsaw holder. i want something hanging in the rear window. cliche chrome naked chick with big tits thingys. that shizzle needs an update. i am talking full frontal gyno exam detail. werd. big tires just aint big enough. and can the tread pattern feature the tracks of endangered woodland creatures? perhaps a steering wheel cover of real lion fur would work too. built in icechest. no explanation needed. bumper dumper as standard.
  21. lummox

    MAd Cow

    that is a bummer for ya.
  22. survey says: . . . NO! all rise for judge mental!
  23. ah baby you know you are talkin 'understatement'. i bet you are looking super fine.
  24. summary: climber makes supposition based on limited data set then moves to public forum to discredit manufacturer. you fukin rule davidparker!
  25. that sparks intrigue in me as to what you must look like. i mean beyond 'swedish'.
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