lummox

fyi: the hoops at the elementary school are only 8' high.

fairweather: you are late and unfunny. stop it. really. oh. btw. the expression 'big time' is, like, not even crunchy.

it aint 'pink'. it aint 'chartreuse'. its 'bubblegum' dammit.

the damn cup holders are a joke. where are ya suposed to put the 64oz insulated cup of diet coke? it is as annoying as them little containers of sauce ya get with mcnuggets. pansy ass economy car drivers in puny cars. them mutherfukers always seem to be in the way. when i put on the turn signal they better MOVE. NOW. no real good chainsaw holder. i want something hanging in the rear window. cliche chrome naked chick with big tits thingys. that shizzle needs an update. i am talking full frontal gyno exam detail. werd. big tires just aint big enough. and can the tread pattern feature the tracks of endangered woodland creatures? perhaps a steering wheel cover of real lion fur would work too. built in icechest. no explanation needed. bumper dumper as standard.

that is a bummer for ya.

survey says: . . . NO! all rise for judge mental!

ah baby you know you are talkin 'understatement'. i bet you are looking super fine.

summary: climber makes supposition based on limited data set then moves to public forum to discredit manufacturer. you fukin rule davidparker!

that sparks intrigue in me as to what you must look like. i mean beyond 'swedish'.

hey yall. i dint gaine any weight eating chocolate and ham and all during christmas and new year celebrations. i ahve been sorta nice to some women but i am over that now. i ahve wacked some ice and plan to visit some rock in a warm area soon. i aint gettin any younger. game on!

a poor workman blames his tools.

coffee and copenhagen. it seems to boost my testosterone and rile up my anger level. so fuk off!

on saturday while smokin out? puff puff give give. motherfuker.

werd

now that is sick.

loose from the factory is a possibility. the us distributor will fix em for you. tho it might just be the female connectors need a little pinch with pliers

i used the phone for long distance sex before im was available. but i turned off messenger cause it bugged me to have someone drop stupid ass notes like 'what ya doing?' then expect me to answer back.

carol moseley braun http://www.carolforpresident.com

vote early and vote often.

i kina feel sorry for that paul oneill dude. his ass is basically gonna get fuked. kina like that cia chick whose husband said some shit bout the white house makin up info on niger uranium. or that guy vance foster who commited 'suicide'. bad shit gonna go down.

support your president or be labeled 'unpatriotic'. no. really. this is no joke.

i like you.

them old climbing ropes are perfect for taking up space in the bottom of your gear box. fukin a. they just dont seem to go away. kina like old issues of playboy. or bitch exwives. or poo threads on cc.com. why just this morning i dropped some impressive turds into the water. the recent addition of california oranges with their large dose a fiber is really having a noticeable effect.

do women take their shirt off when they shit?

must be the buick 'rainier' that is being pimped. f-in wanna be hummer imo. not enough bling for the ghetto yet not enough clearance for the rednecks. who is this thing made for? canadians?