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lummox

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  1. i signed up free for an adult friend thingy some years ago. got some freaky offer to be a dom to a sub chick. and to be one a the gang in a bang while some chicks husband watched. and some other nontraditional sex stuff. it intially sounded awesome to me. but when i got down to contemplating deeply the whole thang i got cold feet and backed outta the show. it is cool if that is your thing but freaking with people met over the internet aint for me.
  2. mmkay howard. thanks for clearing that up.
  3. where are the photos and the detailed tr?
  4. why were you worried? cause you use the same expressions as dick cheney?
  5. you are kidding. right?
  6. http://www.blackstarsblog.com/bushin41point2.htm enuff said. whatcha think a that fairweather?
  7. it is because cavers are freakin metric system luddites.
  8. lummox

    meet Muffy

    your mom is cool. :thumbsup:
  9. i sense your pain. it must have sucked to be picked last for the team at recess.
  10. there was this one time when my buddy and i wanted to go ice climbing. we was gonna use his truck but it was stuck in the snow and ice on the sloping parking lot at his apartment building. we proceeded to get it more stuck and half sideways with the spinning of tires and pushing and you know. so his neighbor comes out with a small box of snow melt salt to 'help' us. 'thanks dude'. we didnt go climbing that day.
  11. you and gary-yngve need to talk.
  12. lummox

    Drunk already

    'good' and 'wing joint' do not go together. my advice for you on this day: avoid crunchy foods cause they hurt when you throw them back up.
  13. lummox

    meet Muffy

    NO wtf? you ask for a date then refuse to buy. that is bad according to miss manners. unless you are a crack whore.
  14. lummox

    Underwear...

    commando
  15. lummox

    meet Muffy

    you buyin?
  16. right back atcha
  17. check out the scene from 'the cooler' that got cut on nerve.com. fukin great line: 'thats okay buddy. ive had worse'.
  18. lummox

    Life

    aspire to be more. like a lawn dart target. you dont have to be buried for that.
  19. lummox

    Life

    that is life? fukin golfballs gravel sand and a couple beers? fuk that analogy bullshit. and life aint 'like a box a chocolates' either. old dog turds seem to pass for profound thought at college eh?
  20. lummox

    Hey. Dipshits.

    dam. tranny beech callin out the girls for a cat fight.
  21. i dig the swedish style massage. you know: the ole rub and tug.
  22. nice memory. prolly been worth many shower time strokes eh?
  23. lummox

    did someone say

    i aglee.
  24. long ropes are kina nice because you can keep trimming as you kick and whack em with crampons and tools.
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