lummox

i will be pushing up on california cuties. i have learned that the direct approach works really well: 'hey girls! girls! whats your name?' 9 out of 10 times they stop and chat.

i do not think those companies value your opinion.

how about: 1. meet guy climbing 2. give guy your digits 3. guys contacts you to ask for digits of female friend you were climbing with - "would have asked at the time but it would have been awkward". how about 1. meet cute climber girls. 2. the one i am not interested in gives me her digits. 3. hook up with her. 4. imagine the other while i am banging the first. 5. burning in hell for eternity.

testosterone can be so predictable.

BAM! you got it!

she is a pnw original.

thanks to the folks who gave their lives. despite my misgivings about our executive branch of goverment this country is awesome. yall be careful with your own this weekend. peace out.

shortbus syndrome.

hugh banner makes a pretty cool lid. i wear a petzl ecrin something and it is okay.

'"It would be having enough money to go hunting and fishing and go to the big four-wheel-drive mud bogs," she says. "And every once in a while put on a really pretty dress and go to dinner at a place like Applebee's or something."' can you name the woman?

you are doomed for more reasons than can be enumerated. btw: flirting playfully and full-on-pushing-up on a woman are different. maybe your approach sucks. maybe you are just ugly.

that sums up the war in iraq. imo.

full text: http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2004/05/26/gore_speech/index.html

man. i ate like a half box of entemanns donut holes along with a couple cups of coffee for breakfast yesterday. it was a mistake. dexedrine hardly compares.

ah baby. we hardly talk at all anymore. whynt you return my calls. or emails. where is the love? wait. what 'jen' is this?

i hate climbers who bitch more than weakass fukers. stfu

fat chicks are like mopeds: they are fun to ride until your friends see you on one.

ratings are for those in need of external validation. i mean: they are for fags.

you dont understand the new math.

escuche cabron: la calle olvera no esta in los angeles este. claro? esta in los angeles central.

call a sail maker and ask them?

more deadly than an iraqi wedding party.

it is a great metal polisher. shines up bike rims and corroded pennies and stainless deck fittings in seconds.

one ball.

i noticed that clearing out all my intestinal parasites helped me gain weight.