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and i claim --with confidence-- that she is the hottest chick to ever do so. props to the blonde. i just remembered that french chick --chantal or sumpin-- she was a babe. okay so annabelle is like in the top 5 fersure hottest chicks to climb on everest.

sling this

not a good one either. i actually had to rap off anchors this weekend where taped crabiners attached chains to the hangers. fukin gay as a three dollar bill. screwlinks are better and less pricey and lighter and smarter and better looking.

i snagged it from nytimes. edited a lot.

On the Loneliest Road in America grows a stand of cottonwood trees from which hang hundreds of shoes. The first pair of shoes was thrown into the branches about 20 years ago. It seems that a couple who had just gotten married in Reno stopped to camp under the cottonwood. The husband was angry with his bride for having blown their money in the slot machines. He said it was her fault they didn't have any money. The young wife grew annoyed with the henpecking and threatened to walk back to Utah. The groom told her that if she was walking back to Utah she was going to walk in her bare feet and threw her shoes into the tree. He left his wife standing there and drove to the bar for a beer. He sat and drank for two or three hours. The bartender told him 'With an attitude like that, you'll be fighting for the rest of your lives. Go back there and tell her it was all your fault.' The man did as he was told. The couple patched things up and the groom threw his own shoes into the tree as a sign of solidarity. A year later the couple returned with their baby and threw his shoes into the tree as well. Love is hard work. Love is the hardest thing ever done. [mostly from nytimes]

you know we love you dear.

awesome. i reckon i got a place to live now. thanks pal. i like my morning coffee with a little sugar.

look again marylou.

and you are welcome (since i gave you the headsup on annabelle). and i know what you wrote the other day about strong girls. lighten up francis. i mean 'psycho'.

ya know: i would swear you care despite the 'strong girl' diss you threw down some days ago. girls are wierd

she got tig ol bitties for a skinny chick.

them fukers stole that idea from me. of which i done posted here on cc.com last week. old fukin news to me.

rapping off a sling aint no big thing. i wouldnt lower or toprope though i be straight tripping yo without some bling like a biner or screw link a ding. telling you.

ahh. grasshopper failed to snatch the stones. it is the mind that is the greatest errogenous zone. or some shit like dat.

martlet is so walmart.

i feel worse this morning. my tips are way tender and my arms and torso ache. i must be getting better. i hope yall had a kickass weekend too

before the cops arrive.

a lot of shit is extreme you mo-ron. i have even eaten extreme ranch doritos. that is pretty extreme.

alpinek. just admit that jealousy lead to pettiness. and that you are jealous.

i am beat. bruised. scratched. sore. kinda feels good. tough climbing this weekend.

stfu mr doomsday.