lummox

i gots nothing but props for sister annabelle.

no way. no way. i dont believe it. push your girlfriend to climb hard. verbally abuse her is she wants to bail. talk about how fat her ass is. a lot. get her some dexedrine pills and buy packs of cigarettes too. she will be a great climber but only if you make her.

really what it comes down to is that the girlfriend is a lame.

i thought martlet was mrdoolittle was necro. wtf?

portabong. fire in the hole. do it. she will chill. or freak. it will be fun either way.

givlers crack is multipitch?

enema?

so were these 'iraqi friends' hooded and naked while they told you 'much good'? just fuking with you g. you are too easy not to.

and what was the joke about her having one more brain cell than a cow?

you forgot to mention nail clippers for trimming flappers and pilling skin.

she is making a summit bid. straight from annabelle.com: 'Let's Prey and Hope.' wtf? i am betting on annabelle. she

dammit. i miss the old sprayers. fuk i am gettin misty. now i need a little alone time.

i think this is where i chime in with 'gargle butt gravy asseyes '

cloth tape and 5 percocet. well. i used to have the percocet in there. seriously: a couple big ass vasoline coated guaze bandages and a triangular bandage to deal with the gnar-gnar bloody trauma from dipshit partner augering. get me further from a road and i will bring more stuff.

and the sprayers are gay. stfu. there is more than one way to view us efforts in iraq. this image is either 1) a sick reminder of abuse of iraqi citizens or 2) a depiction of how us troops are kickin ass for freedom. you decide:

pretty metro.

it has to be way up on the list of goofy nitpicking goverment tests. but i aced it: score of 100%.

doctor we need to up the dosage.

aint she ever so cute too. mmmmmm mmmm. she fine. and crazy.

actually i had a GREAT DAY despite the evil influence of the chaos butterfly (among other things i spent time with a beautiful women --though she wouldnt let me kiss her -- and got word from the coast guard that my captains license application has been approved). i oppose chaos formed by others in all its guises. i only repect my own disorder. the butterfly is just convenient scapegoat.

a butterfly flutters its wings in china and i get bagged on by another woman. F%&*!NG CHAOS BUTTERFLY! i get a speeding ticket. F%&*!NG CHAOS BUTTERFLY! the shitbrown ring in the toilet wont bend to the mighty power of tidybowl. F%&*!NG CHAOS BUTTERFLY! this is getting out of hand.

fuk the commute: that is the easiest part. is there a trick to eliminating the hassle of work?

stfu. i dont even believe your statement. what about algae or phytoplankton or kudzu or rosie odonnel?