lummox

getin ready for prom

to those who pay with gas, grass, or ass

scooby sherpa now that's a real 4wd!

sexycoco took a trip to assramistan, or sumpin?

How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. "Aw, come now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious." "It isn't?" cried the motorist. "What happened to my boat and trailer?"

i heard a rumor that one of the bush daughters is pregnant with the love child of jesse jackson.

chill out with the drug use in muir hut. that shit ain't cool.

"The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, 'I have some good news and some bad news.' They ask for the good news first. "Aziz says, 'The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs.' "'And the bad news?' they ask. "Aziz replies, 'He's lost an arm.'"

"Because I have balls like atom bombs, two of them, 100 megatons each. Nobody fucks with me." --birkham choudhury

this get-up is just stoopid for working out. her long hair could get caught in the equipment. she should tie it up (then tie me down).

i find it hard to believe he even got charged with a crime. but i thought his choice ofa place to screw was tacky as hell.

poop

actors?

kinda funny how them hoolywood types gave the best director little gold guy to a pedophile while simultaneously crying about injustice in the world. that shit might fly in rural arkansas, but I call bullshit. fucking gameboy is better than most of the movies coming out of that california hole.

why is it that the bureaucrats in iraq wear military uniforms, but the military doesn't?

a young sri baba before he got his afro going on?

at a time in history like this, you just got to ask yourself "what would Ralph Nader have done?"

but that's you, baby.

i think it is pronounced "climb for christy". just another horny climber looking for poon

here's one honey who gave the iraqis hell. blew all her ammo capping saddam's army, and then had to be subdued by knife. that's one asskicking girl from Palestine West Virginia:

wd-40 over the place where the peker pecks

cats = coyote chow

"Fight them so that Iraq, the bastion of religion and principles, will be secured and our (Islamic) nation will come out of this crisis glorious . . Fight them. Victory is at hand, God willing, although we have only utilized a third or less of our army while the criminals have used everything they brought in. Their failure was manifested and victory is glowing, God willing."

word from bagdad is that the allied troops are abou to get an ass whooping. seems saddam has been holding back most of the forces til the time was right (prolly getting em tweaked on allah and meth). but the us centcomm says the eye-rackees are like so much cannon fodder, like it ain't even pretty. just red mist over the sand. os who's right here? is saddams regime in late in the 4th quarter, down by fifty points, and still sending in the head cheerleader to try and run the ball up the center, or what? and what's with other a-rab coming into iraq to help boost saddam? ain't them pederast hookah toking dumasses got jobs, or whatnot?