lummox

roll her over and play in the mud.

you gotta be 35. learned that in goverment class. burp can't be more than 25 cus most dudes stop kicking the ass of little kids by then (cept the ones that wear pink suits when they go to jail).

we are all gonna die. quit your bitching.

fuckin a, burp, you're crazy

unless you have immuno deficiency, or lung disease, you'll probably survive sars. now that red wine addicition is something that'll catch your ass for sure somewhere down the road fo 40 years.

how many kids die each year from having the runs? this sars ain't nothin compared to that shit. just some hyped up chest cold bullshit. just quit smoking the pall malls, and you'll be okay

dont forget the mandatory 2 hour run immediatly after the sesh! naw. the run around the block to the liquor stor comes before the b loads.

you ain't never got laid with that shit

so the fuck what. that's well within the error limit of guesstimating the fucking population of that place. rounding error. it's that fucking crazy deer shit I'm worried about.

dealing with lack of oxygen is why you train with bong loads cannon balled with olde 800. and that fuzzy lightheaded feeling get real familiar, too.

that's Phrases I'm Fucking Tired Of. non-starter shock and awe arab street embedded reporter that'd be the butt, Bob statutory rape all more fucking tired than a two dollar whore on sunday morning.

I think it was will rodgers that said he didn't belong to an organized political party. he was a democrat. I say they are like cats in bag.

one bachelor party the guys dared me to cover my sack with penut butter and let the dog lick it off. i made some money on that one! there is one in every crowd. burp, you fuckin rock dude.

you been drinking that cheep ass red wine again, haven't you?

some fucktard slapping her gave as iraqi dude the gumption to go tell the marines where she was at.

next bachelor party you go to, paint your balls with some hookers, and leave the junior high school kids to their games.

dumasses already live in iraq. waht more can you do to them?

your life sucks, don't it?

getin ready for prom

to those who pay with gas, grass, or ass

scooby sherpa now that's a real 4wd!

sexycoco took a trip to assramistan, or sumpin?

How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. "Aw, come now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious." "It isn't?" cried the motorist. "What happened to my boat and trailer?"

i heard a rumor that one of the bush daughters is pregnant with the love child of jesse jackson.

chill out with the drug use in muir hut. that shit ain't cool.