so. this guy goes to see a doctor. his complaint is that his dick is orange. bright orange.
the doctor says 'i need some background information. what hobbies do you have?'
'none' says the orangedick.
the doctor asks 'what do you do for work?'
'im unemployed.'
the doctor asks 'what do you do during the day?'
'i just sit at home naked on the couch watching porn and eating cheetos.'