lummox

stinkyclimber. prepare for the cavity search next time you cross the border you fucking outlaw.

put all yer flashlights in a pile as a substitute. the quirkiness will make someone happy.

the cable company is pissing me the fuck off. is dsl speed much diferent?

business must be good. fukin awesome place to live tho joseph is better

you in estrus or sumpin?

aint it some fs issued concessionaire mother fucker putting out those ticket envelope things?

mike adamson?

ease up on beck. he needs all the friends he can get. even if they are imaginary.

well if they dint offer ketchup alongside the fish to the portland group they mighta done better.

i think homeboy is organizing parties full time now. word on the street is that he even has the inside wit some heavy g mother fuckers that are gonna rockdahouse at some big rave next month. dude has connections my nizzle.

only bout 10000 one pitch routes on quality sandstone. sport trad whatever is all there. i think youll be okay. splurge on a guidebook. dont watch 'deliverance' afore ya go niehter.

necrophilia is some sick shit. whatever floats yer boat.

erik. you are one fixated dude. course she look like someting good to fixate on. hehe.

on the loose again. kiki armstrong getting single. i feel a road trip to austin coming on. i would dig to be her rebound boytoy. and did i mention that shes fuckin rich. thaz what im talkin bout.

thats a heavy stone you carry. sucks to be you.

yes. and yes. i posted that shit already fool.

better than some sweathog mother fucker in need of a manpon.

i say graze on cattle whenever ya can. big ol slabs of em. wit plenty of salt.

dru i draw the line at excessive facial hair.

the major flush. guess that means we can skinny dip at barker dam without fear of dysentary.

i actually started this thread as a result of getting a haircut today. pretty much only bigbooty chicks working at the place. and the chick who cut off my hair was fully hitting on me. yea baby!

today fuken is rokken like the dokken [insert headbanging emoticon with a mullet]. i done made a couple trips to the post office. got me some cams from canada (shameless knockoffs from metolium from the way they look). mailed a big ass package. now im gonna go ride my bike. maybe hit a boulder or more for some sketch action. hooyah.

I know of one that just moved to town.....and she is single! Plus she can kick my ass in the BC. Literally flew up Denali! share the wealth brah. pm me her digits.

fat chicks are like mopeds: fun to ride but you wouldnt want your friends to see you on one.

i dont know if any of you have ever been with a truly large woman. its not like the sex is all that great. but they sure appreciate it.