lummox

youre as sharp as a bowling ball. wit a name like 'lummox' aint no one havin high expectations for clever comments. capeesh ya fukin idiot?

fukin a i am.

fukin none other than stevie vai was the guitarist on that album. what some people will do for money amazes me. david lee roth. what a fukin poseur. but i dug his midget side kick whod come out with the whiskey when he sang for van halen. that little fuker on mtv jackass just following someone elses lead. and that reminds me: i havent thrown a midget at a bar for a loong time.

scrambler: a fuckwad who cant even make it in the mountaineers.

Yeah, I was thinking about that route this morning, I think the big issue was what was done to the Brown Dihedral, turning a great aid pitch into a bolt ladder. For me the question is somewhat academic, as I neither climb 5.12 nor am I much taken with aid climbing, but I find the question of whether free climbing is more "valuable" than aid climbing an interesting one, and a very current one with the freeing of various classic wall routes on El Cap. What about the Grand Wall, an enormously popular free (mostly free for most) climb. I'm sure it doesn't much resemble the aid climb it used to be, but I haven't heard anyone advocate for returning it to it's first ascent condition. i done pan am. lead the brown dihedral. i thought it was a2 at most. piana put in bolts just to make the clips easier imo. sandy eggo local fukin chopped them bolts afore the season turned from what i heard. and fuck the retrobolting jiveass euro huber brothers.

well. ill be in mexico for the first week of november. but ill be way busy. i been thinking bout a trip to portero chico. maybe later in the winter. but the danger in that is ill be wanting to keep going south after a couple weeks of climbing. fukin responsibilities suck.

baby. you know nothings free.

maybe the local guidebook author was just dissing your climbs cuz theyre real easy. supin like adventure climbing is scrambling.

get a light box how bout i get a plane ticket or two? thats what im sayin.

the vasque boots have way exposed lace eyelets. they look susceptible to getting bashed. and i dont undnerstand the clear plastic bra thing on em.

the fukin short daylight hours of winter get me down sometimes. this taste of autumn feels like a warning.

you aint ever been to belize im guessing.

notice the 'author' in 'authority'. Any 'local guidebook author' has the authority to validate ascents. or at least they think they do.

no way could he climb harder that david lee roth.

dude. you must be omiscient and shit. you wasting your superpowers. fukin a if ashcroft couldnt use someone like you in the war on terror.

it is fucked up. that is my opinion. pan am in mexico is an example of that and paul piana an his wife did it then published an account in a climbing rag. thats even more fucked up.

ahh. your sentimentality is fuckin touching.

beck. you crack me up. silliness follows you like the toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

tecnica. salomon. there other brands of boots. get the ones that fit.

guess you dint read the article fairweather cuz the news came outa cleveland.

people who cock up pagetops.

yea. dudes got issues.

i dont think bolting cracks is a problem at all. you just plug in some gear. hang. drill. then whack in the bolt. whats the problem?

no. not even close. so whynt you just rub my nose in it a little more?

incomprehensible. wtf is 'the same nature'? how come statement 1 is contradicted by statement 4?