lummox

black hair on white linoleum. fukin hate it.

personally i think 'the pacific northwest climbers resource' aint got much punch. since gapertimmy is on a marketing kick i gots suggestions for a website motto: all spray and no climb makes jack a very dull boy. just because. when youre higher youre more high. er.

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fukin a thers climate change goin on. its called 'autumn'.

a film bout some climbing bums on a bouldering trip? dint that shit fail to work on climbxmedia too?

10 point crampons bought in 79. i gave em away sometime in the 80s to a hillwalker type. some chouinard hexes. gave em away to a river rafter type (now i got some metolius curved ones that are useful). lately i gots some rockempire cams that i have yet to use (the bigger ones only. i done already used the small ones. theyr good.)

you lost your credibility by lying bout other shit. how i know you aint bullshitting bout this?

this kina shit happens from time to time ad nauseum. story summary: some fs mother fucker gets a hard on over some minor issue and starts acting like a petty tyrant. all kina hell is raised and fs money is wasted (like the triplicate mailing for cave rock cuz the fucker kept fuckin up the paper work). in time the issue is neglected and people start doing what they done in the past all over again. its always disapointing but an inevitable part of the human condition. i just try to appreciate the absurdism.

great shoe. too bad they havent been made for years. the mega is NOT the same as the kaukulator but is the closest thing (the last shapes are different with the mega one not being 'asymetric' whatever that means).

minx. i can post again. whoa! you gots the suggestions i sent via pm. for the rogues on this site im fuckin surprised nobody mentioned the 'flashman' series. by george macdonald fraser. hilarious. patrick obrian is kina famous too for his series. ive read em a few times and now theres a movie coming out next month based on a few of the books. entertaining. based on the exploits of lord cochrane. his cruise on the speedy was one of the greatest naval accomplishments ever.

yo dumbass. the bd icepack has a pad and a 'framesheet' (some plastic fucking thing). thats prolly wat 'the poster means'.

so. you even older now.

i dont. fuck rei.

bout as hard as racing in the special olympics. you fuckers are WEAK.

long live the johnny.

about a third of kids 5 years and under gots pinworms. its the little ones that are the carriers.

riiight. another fucking olympic sanctioned sport. dance for the man mother fucker.

thats fucked up. fuckin bear took a header off the trampoline. 'the bear was not harmed' my ass.

you carry massive fuckin packs dude. get sumpin smaller and youll carry less.

faffer: someone who engages in faffing.

i prefer to keep you as a fantasy. i wont describe any details. but yur goood. damn good.

you one a them that likes ta watch huh? whatever works for ya.

i was climbing today. fukin a it was great.

so the mother fuckers at telemark tips are pussies in additon to being skifags. did ya wanna make a less obvious point snobboy?