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Speak for youself. In two months I'll be skiing in the rain. Summer sucks. Fall is nice, though, when it's crisp and clear and the trees are changing color and you can go rock climbing without drinking four gallons of water per day.

HAHAHA! I'm sure many the Starbucks toting latte wannabe anti-capitalists worship at the statue of Uncle Joe. He's a great role model of a leader who watches after the welfare of his "constituents"...as mass murderers go, anyway. My morning cappucino was really good.

The "Seven Tippy-Tops" just doesn't roll off the tongue like the "Seven Summits", now does it?

Spectre pullover! Thanks, man!

There is room for all of God's creatures......right next to the mashed potatoes.

What happens if you travel back in time, kill 'yourself', and travel to your present? Would you cease to exist?

A trillion?

Carl, an apostrophe IS NOT USED to denote a plural. Thank you.

In my time as a sport climber (ugh!), I have NEVER seen anyone brush an entire route before they get off it. Maybe it's a Washington thing.

His therapist will be proud!

"If you get into a pissing contest with a skunk, you end up smelling like a skunk." I'm outta here.

OH! So suddenly you know! You were in the room with him? Or do you have the video? Tell me, how the fuck do you know? Anwer? Was 9/11 a trivia quiz? What the hell are you talking about? Kerry admits he was in a state of shock for quite a while, he says "we could not think" (and j_b, in his infinite wisdom says "he was reacting" ). Yet this is A-OK as far as our intellectual friend j_b is concerned. Bush, on the other hand, is not allowed to be in a state of shock for any amount of time. He was supposed to react! What should he have done, summoned the presidential time machine, gone back to the future, and killed the terrorists before they attacked us? No! You're right, Bush should have reacted, like Kerry! He should have surrounded himself with people, and discussed "how they could not think". Now THAT would be appropriate! I can't claim to be an expert of goverment affairs during a crisis, but I am quite sure that there are systems in place to react and respond appropriately. I ask again what could Bush have done? Answer me that, O Great One. And don't tell me that "he should have reacted appropriately", or some other vague BS. Tell me more, j_b, I'm still trying to figure out what happened to your sense of logic, if it ever existed (which is questionable).

Yes.

First off, you came up with the 40 minutes figure. That wasn't me. Secondly, if Kerry says "we just realized nobody could think", that implied to me that they couldn't think; they were in a state of shock (like Bush, only he's fun to condemn for it). Now you ask if I know what they discussed. I do; you just told me: they sat around and 'discussed how they could not think'. You call me a moron? Now where you came up with the absolutely rib-splitting, pant-wetting, rolling-on-the-floor quote that "they discussed how they could not think" I don't know. I do know, however, that in time of crisis, there are more important things to discuss than how you cannot think. You must disagree, which is why I'm very very glad that you don't run this country. I guess I'm a dim bulb. Keep going, laughing is good for the soul.

Wow, every time I read that comment I burst into sponaneous laughter. Thanks b_j...er....j_b.

ROTFLMAO. You are really something, j_b.

Well, if Kerry couldn't think for 40 minutes when he DIDN'T have any responsibility to do something, I would be curious why anybody could believe that he WOULD be able to think if he DID have any responsibility. At least Bush was able to think after 7 minutes, which is quite a bit less than 40.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/8/6/92357.shtml

Ask glasgowkiss, I hear he's 'CORE!

Actually, I was writing JavaScript. Get a room, you two!

Welcome to cc.com preschool. Really, folks, this is pathetic.

Gee, I musta missed that Bush is basing his entire campaign on his war record! What is it exactly that would make Kerry a good president? Oh, yeah, he's not Bush.