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You realize how much mountain biking impacts the environment, right?

My thumb's all wrinkled already!

When you insult someone by saying that they 'suck', aren't you implying that they 'suck' a penis, ie, that they are gay? So in effect, you are saying that homophobes are gay. Now, using 'gay' as an insult immediately relegates you to the bin of homophobes. HOMOPHOBE!

Still, my point is made. Ever tried eating grass for a week? I imagine it would be tough! So instead of wasting that grass, feed it to a cow, then eat the cow. That way we all win. How about birds? I love eating a dead bird!

I've gone without eating meat for a week. Maybe even longer. I don't own a car. I walk, I ride my bike, or I take the bus. Whoa! I don't give money to extremist organizations because I never agree with their goals. But if I did, I'm sure it wouldn't be very difficult to write them a check. You're not as special as you want us to think!

Yeah, but you can feed cattle on grass, then you don't have to plow up the wetlands to plant grain!

You're right Dru, Judgement Day is tomorrow! It's GOTTA be Global Warming. Hell, I couldn't sleep last night because it was too warm out. "Gee, I'm sorry Boss, I'm not productive today because of GLOBAL WARMING. It's not my fault! "

What does going vegan REALLY do for the environment?

The world won't change too much in my lifetime. So I'm happy to just continue my greedy consumerism ways, drive my Hummer to the mall, burn more oil just for the hell of it, eat spotted owls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and all that. I'll pave over wetlands any day, just for kicks. After all, I'll be dead in 60 or so years, I'm sure the world will support human life until then. I really don't care what happens after that. At some point, when humans have pushed nature's balance too far, the world will come back and bite us in the ass. Maybe 99 percent of the human population will die due to plague, maybe a flood will wipe us our. Maybe we'll burn all the oil, our civilization will collapse, the icecaps will melt, and widespread famine, disease, and floods will wipe us out. Whatever. And cockroaches will rule the Earth, just like God wanted them to. There's a balance, and no matter what we do, Mother Nature will push that balance back at some point. So I'm not going to worry about it. Now excuse me, I've got some missiles to launch... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

I had visions, I was in them I was looking into the mirror To see a little bit clearer Rottenness and evil in me Fingertips have memories Mine can't forget the curves of your body And when I feel a bit naughty I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes (but no one ever does) I'm not sick but I'm not well And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding The cretins cloning and feeding And I don't even own a tv Put me in the hospital for nerves And then they had to commit me You told them all I was crazy They cut off my legs now i'm an amputee, G*d damn you I'm not sick but I'm not well And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell I'm not sick but I'm not well And it's a sin to live so well I wanna publish zines And rage against machines I wanna pierce my tongue It doesn't hurt, it feels fine The trivial sublime I'd like to turn off time And kill my mind You kill my mind Paranoia! Paranoia! Everybody's coming to get me Just say you never met me I'm going underground with the moles Hear the voices in my head I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring But if you're bored then you're boring The agony and the irony, they' re killing me I'm not sick but I'm not well And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell I'm not sick but I'm not well And it's a sin to live so well

Now he's antisocial? WTF?

funny vid about

That looks like blue skies. Blue skies are aid.

Sweet! Jibjab is up again! http://www.jibjab.com/thisland.html

YEAH, but those were probably written by people who work for...um...the..the COAL industry! They hate people who use diesel and biodiesel! Those links are all invalid! BUSH BAD, KERRY GOOD. OIL BAD, ELECTRICITY PRODUCED BY BURNING OIL GOOD. YEAH.

Do softshells work well in these conditions? I'd better get some!

Well, 40 over two days, and it's pretty flat. I love the breeze from biking at a reasonable pace. Ran into Fleblebleb and wife today while eating blackberries.

Two times twenty miles on the BGT, to break in my new bike.

Yes! Everyone within the climbing community must think as one. Only through focused, uniform thought can we reach nirvana! Anyone who dares dissent shall be taught a good lesson.

Hey Chirp, that sticker s. Unintentional , thanks Muffy, you r00l.

Ahhh, gotcha. Burke-Gilman Trail. No, but I passed a bunch of gapers. Will's bike is prettier than mine!

Ahhh, went for another ride, in the opposite direction on the BGT. I shoulda gotten this bike five months ago. I went for a road bike because the thing will never get out of the city.

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I've seen more intelligent insults here. http://www.noedesign.com/dev/KerryEdwards/index.html