There was once a young man, Distel
who thrashed his way through the thistle
with a pad on his back
and a bowl in his pack
but failed on his project The Missile
(V8)
There was this one fat kid named cracked
he wrote several rhymes that were whacked
he was a great sprayer
and more so a player
and every day on horsecock he snacked
A gumby with the moniker Rudy
wrote home to mention quite truly
'nev'er did I know
how great 'tis to throw
my chalkbag away and ski Ruby'
(Ruby Mountain Heli Skiing)