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Well, they've had Beacon closed for a bit due to peregrines so I've been chossing it and I can sadly only drink up to about 5.6 Paul: but I can probably still represent (and will gladly) the PDX slackers and attempt to follow you despite your amazing expertise and extensive experience in these matters:-) LOL. I'll try to get that elbow working so I can keep up if you are ever down this way. I have some lines on wine bars and microbrews that we can do FAs on. (Ujahns house as he and his next door neighbor Jesse are currently making the best brau around for example!) 5.6 drinker, 5.9 pretzel eater but I bet I can still hurl to 5.10.

If you look at that another way, it's "MOM". Sounds like someone is in shock on how they innovativly repeatedly rhymed such words as "cock" and "Rock".

Peter, I'd almost given up clicking your posts as they seem to be nearly 100% about the Mariners. Congrats on expanding your horizons.

Shit, look who's #20 on that list Bone for your answer!!!! We need to get out and climb more Paul. We got more spray than Layton and Pink....that's not right.

No trouble Sherrie, maybe you'll let me fondle them sometime..... :kisss:

If you can skip or make it past the Mazamas basic program, the intermediate and advanced climbing programs are excellent, amazingly cheap, thorough and well taught. http://www.mazamas.org/

Well I'm NOT gonna start talkin shit about Chuck Norris if thats what you are implying as I think the Fuc*er knows where I live bone! LOL Backclipped, congrats! A shortcut to this is you can BUY your way up the list. If you want to be a "spraymaster" like Kevbone there, just send the illustrious Jake Porter $20 and say something nice and he'll make you "spraymaster" or "Kevbones assistant" or whatever you want.

Thanks for the review Mankato. There's no way in hell I'll support what appears to be a spiteful, self-absorbed, lying b** after reading your review. Thank you.

My boy kept talking up that movie (The Pick of Destiny) so I finally sat down and we were watching it together. That scene you posted with young Jack Black in Kickapoo comes on with the dad yelling at the kid just as Jas goes walking by...she says: "Is that Meat Loaf?" "It is!" Nailed it. Man Bone, you must be a huge Jack Black fan. This was a very well done movie given they wrote all the songs for it and some of them were very very good. School of rock was a solid work of art as well.

Well shit Mark, the average college player makes a lot less that $80K even if you calculate the price of the free poon dude (think Shawn Kemp in college here) must be getting. This mythical blue collar thing is still there for you to watch and support.....WAAAZZZZUUU!!!!!!!!!! unless you think I'm just a jaded cynic on all this pro stuff, truth in advertising is that I've been a 1/2 season ticket holder of the Trailblazers for 2 seasons so my boy and I could hang together. He went off to college and I haven't been going to games. Mostly cause my wife, bless her heart, bought the cable package and we get 47" high def. Now, if you're still cranked about the high cost of doing business, I'd steer way clear of Peter Puget and the Mariners, cause $80,000 is less than they pay the ball boyzs these days I'd bet. LOL!

I'll take all the Aliens if Sherri doesn't Nate.

Hate to break it to you backclipped, but you have a long way to go and a lot of work ahead of you if you want to compete with some of these other "the anonymous bitching welps". Wishing you well on that journey though! Some of these bitches practice all day on this site. LOL

Well Ivan, Lenins too little and SHORT to be used effectively as a Dead man. Besides, everyone knows that if you chose Trotsky instead, he comes with an ice axe in the head so you get a 2 for 1 Duh. Jus' tryin' to help ya out....

Summation: Good lookin' corpse.

Congratulations...boy or girl?

No bikini bottoms? Just kidding just kidding!!!!! Welcome back Mark. Nice to see a climbing legend show up. Climbing stories are always welcome anytime! Even old classic ones.

I not only "heard" that as well (the crying, wailing and nashing of teeth emanating from my lips) but I have photographic evidence that you were in fact there! LOL ! But it turns out, this thread wasn't about me after all:-) It's why I like to see folks real names. Not only that, but everyone knows I CAN'T belay up to 5.12 anymore. 5.10+ on a good day. Maybe 5.10B. I was jus' sayin is all.... opps, just outed myself. You young pups are always so damn fun to hang with, but I curiously forgot what was so funny anyway? I don't see you laughing....I do remember Kyle offering to carry my backpack out at least 3 times and I'm still grateful to him for offering. The leg didn't cease to hold body weight until later that day until once I was apparently finally through with it it though. Strange how that works. Take care all!

Damn that sounded severe. And walking around afterwards too they say, amazing. Must have 9 lives. Hey Graham, check your email.

Not trying to be argumentative, but why were you using the autoblock in this situation again?

It is a good point in either case Jay, thanks always for your words of wisdom. Warm regards.

You kidding? The bear scat was for Kevin's post. I love reading your stuff Ivan. You set the bar high for crafting a well told story. Like to show you where the speel checker is though... LOL

F* - thanks for the reminder that your absence has been nice. You just can't seem to ever post without an unwarranted insult to others can you?

Sure...if you like to read jiberish. Jibberish like Tom Wolfe, Dostoevsky, Heller, Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Hunter Thomspon and Ken Keasey? Yes, I like to read that jibberish.

Ahhhh, I get it. Congratulations. You bought into the "IT'S YOUR TEAM" mantra that the league would have you repeat so that they can fleece you even more? LOL! Well, this may be a surprise to you but it's not YOUR team. It was not even Seattle's team, as you found out. The Trailblazers are Paul Allen's team, and are just one more money making enterprise for a billionaire: one who has already declared bankruptcy once to f* over the bondholders who lent him the money for the stadium. It's all about money. Big money. Your money. Bet they never even sent you a thank you note.

His trip reports rule.