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E-rock

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  1. I haven't heard any of the stuff from Girl Trouble. I'll check it out, is it on Itunes?
  2. What has two finger and LOVE suckin' cock? DIS GUY!
  3. Hey dumb Pollock, you sure pick some obscure shit to come out the woodwork and be all righteously indignant about, don't ya?
  4. I'm 5'6" 155 and was skiing 191's with tele's for two seasons before deciding the go shorter. 191 is not too much ski for someone over 6', especially with AT bindings.
  5. E-rock

    "We are winning"

    And this would work exactly how? Saddam will regain order and discipline using what.... his charisma?
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    "We are winning"

    Actually this number is off by MORE THAN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE. The fact that it's getting news, and everyone is arguing over whether or not 1/2 million are dead overshadows the fact that 30,000 dead, in itself, is an atrocity.
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    "We are winning"

    Do you even know where that picture was taken, or who the killer was? If you're disturbed by images of Saddam's handy work, then you have no business commenting on our subsequent actions - IMO, of course. Back to your obnoxious briefs now, crybaby. No moderator will save you from your own weak constitution. Ahhh, I can see it right now: 1812 Overture is blaring on the boombox at full speaker distortion, Fairweather stands with arms outstretched in mad-villianous triumph in front of the wall of images constructed in his two-car garage that depicts the atrocities that were committed by Saddam's Regime, clipped from various right-wing propaganda newsletters. He's been working on it since the 1980's: "Don't worry my pretties, you didn't die in vain. Your sacrifice will serve the great battle against the evil American Liberal Elite who keep trying to convince me that GeeDUBYA didn't ACTUALLY invade Iraq to save you all. Those lying bastards...." And just as the tears for the lost begin to well in Fairweather's otherwise soulless eyes his wife opens the door and hits stop on the boom-box tape-player, "Honey it's time for dinner, you can play some more after the kids go to bed" "But, But... Can I just post THIS image, just this ONE, on the Internet before we start?" "After the kids go to bed" "ohh, ALL-right," and he hangs his head as he enters his wife's domain of normal, happy family life once again. Leaving his private lair of sanctimonius hatred for yet another evening...
  8. Seriously, of all the tasty morsels to pounce on around here he wastes his time with this measly crumb?
  9. Umm how does a person fit his penis in a dog vagina?
  10. Overwaitea... they sell food.
  11. Yes, ahta. Let's have a talk, Stan. Ahah Stan, as you get older, boobs - bu-these "ahta" will start becoming a major part of your life. Ahta? But Stanley, you can't let them get in the way of your friends. There are a lot of boobs out there, son. But they're just boobs; your friends... are forever. Friend. Ahta. I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go, and then, someday, you'll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most.
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    President Shrubya

    I just thought I'd let ya'll know that I turned it off right after "babarity" which was about 5 seconds in.
  13. I HATE blogger prose. Sounds like they should have spent some time in college with those college professors they hate so much. They might actually be able to write.
  14. E-rock

    Hey CJ

    DWI/DUI is a law-enforcement racquet. Consequences are continually made more severe for lessening blood-alcohol-levels. M.A.D.D. have not made the roads any safer, they've merely lobbied us towards a more totalitarian system that punishes a crime of potential more severely than the data warrants.
  15. Bingo! And to answer you're questiong: BECAUSE IT'S A TROLL. kevbone, DIE
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    Infinite bliss

    Okay guys, I don't mean this in an I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I kinda way, like kevbone and flyingpig would mean, but I think we're spraying with teenagers, perhaps, "young-adults" but they seem to be lost on every attempt to enlighten them. I feel used.
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    Infinite bliss

    FuckingPig, I've done all that I challenged you to do, more times in spray than I care to recall. My contributions to spray, though not without reproach, do amount to a fairly impressive resume of ACTUAL humor.
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    Infinite bliss

    Yes! There was a great civil war amongst the ranks of cc.comers over that very issue and PC LIBERAL PUSSY PREMATURE EJACULATORS WON! NOW START SQUIRTING JIZZ BEFORE YOU HAVE TIME TO ENJOY IT OR WE'RE SENDING YOU OVER TO ASS.COM WHERE THE REST OF THE REAL MEN IN THE WORLD WHO STILL KNOW HOW TO FUCK HANG OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Infinite bliss

    This has degraded into most weak-sauce battle-cage ever. If fuckingpig and kevbone (no need to parody THAT handle) want to spray than start SPRAYING, FUCKTARDS! Generate some inside jokes that last a few weeks, pick a fight with someone about an issue that actually matters, rather than the size of your banana hammock. In short, step it up, this place is dying and even RUMR is degenerating into an adolescent nincompoop (rather than just a chubby, short, adult, nincompoop) by spraying with the likes of you two latent pedophiles!!!!!!!!!!
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    Helle-fuckin'-luja

    Hey FAG-BOYEEZ, read my previous post! You have to live in the SUCK to brag about the SUCK, got it? Otherwise you're just some pussy, San-Franscisco 49er rootin' for, hair-product wearin', West-Coast Metrosexual, who left your mommy to ROT on the East Coast!
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    Helle-fuckin'-luja

    East Coast ex-pats don't get to have it both ways, livin' where you please and pretendin' you reprazent yo roots. Them rights are reserved for those of us living in this shithole. You're all a buncha West-Coast soft-cocks to us, regardless of where your mommy lives.
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    Helle-fuckin'-luja

    It's sweeter and more English-style than Stone. It's good, but not my speed. I had Iron-Shitty for the first time at a Pirates game. Never again.
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