E-rock

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I realized I sounded like drooling fan boy. Will send salacious comments via PM, instead.

Sounds like they'll have to redesign the binder on that sit ski with something much larger than a dildo, but the market for fat-midgets-with-severely-distended-colons specific snow-sliding equipment is probably a little too small at this point to warrant the R&D.

I thought Rudy was a butterball? I guess even fat midgets are are small relative to a death cookie.

was e-rock a star pupil? Do they make sit-skis with releasable seat-mounted dildos yet? If they do, you won't get dragged down in an avalanche, Rudy.

hey, you like mythos, don'tcha? I couldn't send 5.8+ without them.

Let me preface this by saying I have skied on telemark gear for years, and I once felt an overdeveloped sense of superiority because of it. These arguments are made so often now it's a wonder that telemark still retains any "coolness" at all, and that's the problem with the whole deal. Just take a stroll on over to telemarktwits dot calm, and see how many PC sensitive 90's men have fooled themselves into believing they do something "counter culture" and hip. The fact of the matter is, that the average backcountry skier isn't even a GOOD skier. Furthermore, the average SKIER isn't good. The better skiers that you see in the backcountry spent a lot of miles on alpine gear at a ski resort when they were kids in an effort to become technicians of the turn. Lately, a lot of new converts to backcountry skiing have entered the sport drawn by the allure of untracked powder turns and the ability to travel easily through the mountains in winter, their most beautiful season. I think it's great, and the better these people get at skiing over the years, the more they'll enjoy it. However, many new backcountry converts are not very good at the actual TURN, which is fine, skiing in the end, and even more so than climbing, is all about FUN. But it doesn't matter so much, performance-wise, what gear you're on, when you don't have enough miles under your feet to even know how to center your balance on skis as though it were second nature. Arguing that one mode of downhill sliding vs. another is better for the average backcountry skier (safety issues aside) is like arguing that you always use a particular rock shoe (the mythos for instance) because you love the feel, when you're not even comfortable leading 5.6. Skiing is about fun, so let's not fool ourselves, telmark is NOT cool, and AT's performance advantages are most felt by a minority of skiers.

Fair enough. Does that mean I can start washing my balls again?

Hey archenema... Fuck you, dyke. Real climbers shouldn't have to wash off the shmegma to get sucky sucky. Can you tell I'm hot?

That was me ya dick. All you had to do was ask me to flip the tape. I had tOAD THE wet sprocKet on teh udder side

YA TINK????/ WHAT DO YOU KNOW MR_HIGH_ON_YOUR_OWN_GREAT_TASTE????? YOU LISTEN TO PWND BANDS LIKE ALICE CHOKES ON DICK1111 sTUPID JUNKIE WANKERZZZZZZZZZZZZ1111111111111111

Holey shit these gi's rok my wrld in such a 1993 collige freshman kinda way. They're lyrics are so hot and interesting, it's like the sountdtrack of my lyfe. They say all the tuff shit that I never could find the words 4 to describe how I feel deep down in side aabout so many tings. I remember driving to Zion national park to hike angels landing, smoking clove ciggies and listening to "Mr. Jones" on repeat for like ever!!!!111. Then we drove the Burr Trail to Bullfrog to get some pussy over spring break and the CD player skipped a lot so we just sang the song over and over without the CD. It was AWESOME!!!!!111!!!! God I wish I was back on college forever again so I nver had to grow up and find new things and get sick of Mr. Jones. I still cry sometimes when i hear it and I think about how I wanted to kill my dormy by the end of trip because he kept touching me when he got drunk.

All I know is that when I get Layton so lubed up it slides right in, and he starts saying all kinds of dirty stuff to me, I could fucking care less if I ever climb again, much less whether or not he ever did.

When I use it in private, it's not.

That slut musta been sharing needles

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Ok, I'm glad you drive perfectly then. Doesn't really address why others don't, or how to solve it. I'm hardly a perfect driver, but if I nearly kill a WELL LIT cyclist ABIDING TRAFFIC LAWS because I didn't see him, the problem isn't that that I wasn't TRAINED to see cyclists, or didn't properly condition myself earlier in my driving career to see them. The problem is that I was inattentive and didn't see the cyclist, period, hence I'm a shitty driver. A little bit of cognizant dilligence behind the wheel (and in many other aspects of life) goes a long way towards making up for any perceived deficiencies imposed on me by the collective consciousness.

Sounds like the excuse list of a shitty driver to me.

I get up just about noon My head sends a message for me to reach for my shoes and then walk Gottagotoworkgottagotoworkgottahavea JOB!

Ha ha....right on Off. Off's post was directed expressly at you, smart guy.

All those fucking guys care about in our company is how cool their code is. They don't care when they start writing it if we even want it, they just try to push it on us afterwards. What a waste of billable hours.

Aaahhh I love the "thanks for posting" response. Such discourse on the board of the "enlightened"

MikeA?

Cavemang?

My solution. In nearly 4 years, I'm yet to be page-topped.