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  1. E-rock

    Poo Thread

    Well it's that and the fact you decided to single-handedly attempt to clean up spray by diluting it with talk about boring old climbing. I had to start talking about my favorite spray topic of all time as an antidote. Try it once, you'll like it, you'll want to do it more. We all poo RuMR. Don't be embarrassed.
  2. E-rock

    Poo Thread

    BTW, I was between types 2 and 3 today. With corn. The pork chops I had for dinner held it together quite well. My wife says she has never met anyone who talks about poo as much as I do. Now we ask each other how our poo was today before we ask how work was. I found my soul-mate fellas.
  3. E-rock

    Poo Thread

    I would have expected type 1 to merely be a theoretical end-member. I've had all manner of constipation, however it has never reached full Type 1 rabbitdom. That's a speciment worth remembering.
  4. Aren't you married now - you seem to show up on a monthly cycle
  5. Most of the time I couldn't bother to waste my time when I happen to make a weekly skim, but this time I have to. KKK and whomever else, you're fucking retards (perhaps even currently doing so) if you think the women in Van are ugly men. The only cities I've been to, where the women are consistently hotter than Van, are Montreal, Toronto, and NYC (and yes, I HAVE seen the droves of clones walking the concrete jungle of SoCal). Unless, of course, you mean "skinny + blond = hot', which is probably the case for a fucking internet porn junkie loser who thinks women who don't look like they do on TV are nasty. Signed, a guy to knows hot women since he actually fucks them - instead of just making asinine, hypercritical assessments about the physical attractiveness of the opposite sex from his fat ass while basking under the warm glow of a laptop screen.
  6. How do you spell "loveing"?
  7. Dude, thanks for posting kiddie porn on a BBS. Pervert.
  8. E-rock

    A Riddle

    No, no and no. I'm afraid I'm dragging this on to long or my riddle isn't written properly, or the battle of the sexes I'm refering too isn't as pervasive as I believed. It's the SEASONING on my iron skillet. Stop washing our cast-iron with soap, bitches!!!!!!!!! It takes a lot of fucking bacon, carnitas, and butter to make that shit!
  9. I had to be first to Respond!!!!!!!!!1
  10. You can establish a plausible argument why any genetic trait that prevents reproduction hasn't been "bread" out of the "gene-pool" from mere high-school genetics. Get a clue Numbnuts.
  11. I vote this as one of your most vile posts ever! Well done!
  12. Holy F! Who stole Kevbone's password?
  13. E-rock

    A Riddle

    You're on the right track. The answer to the riddle is a much closer synonym to flavor, however. Though your answer does fit the riddle, except that I haven't heard nearly as many spirited arguments over smoke as I have over the subject of the riddle.
  14. E-rock

    A Riddle

    Rudy, you're getting really close. If you mean what I think you do. Another hint: The answer is something that men refuse to "clean", claiming it diminishes quality if they do. Women insist on cleaning it because they think it's gross.
  15. I'm relatively certain, based on her shrewish tone of voice, and insecurely glancing eye contact, that Ann Coulter has never had an orgasm.
  16. E-rock

    A Riddle

    I've adited the riddle to hopefully improve it. Hint: The subject of the riddle is a commons source of domestic humor and argument between many of the married couples that I know... and it's culinary, not bodily fluid, related.
  17. E-rock

    A Riddle

    Its name means "flavor", but it's also a physical substance. Man creates it with fire. Woman destroys it with water. What is it?
  18. I learned how to climb on many of his first ascents in LCC. I think that's what has truly been inspiring for me about individual climbers that I've never met: following in their footsteps, and being humbled in the process. He was sending 11D and calling it 5.10 when he cut his teeth.
  19. I really like that Dean Potter guy. I don't climb anymore, but he has greatly influence my beverage choice.
  20. Lick sack, asswipe_justin. Your troll is so lame it dribbles after it pees.
  21. AT Anonymous is not Andrew Mclean. He's just some guy who got smart.
  22. Fuckin-A right. My poo thread resume is longer than your post count.
  23. Nice TR, however, you have attempted to heist a classic cc.com avatar. Be warned, I will hunt you down and spray all over your shit.
  24. Beautiful. The NF looks like it would go as a good ski. Was that your impression on the descent?
  25. In wet years it can pour. And the wind can really howl too. IN dry years, it can be excellent. April is typically early. Mid-May to Mid-June is the best time.
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