Dr_Flash_Amazing

He'll just bolt it down and then try to draw this out even further. Chalk it up to him just learning the ropes. Now, if only we could harness his spray power ...

GAAAAHHHHHHH!!! NNNNOOOOOOOO!!! What's all this AT gear doing in place of DFA's wiregates and slippers?!

Paraphrase of DFA: I'm a lazy worthless piece of shit. I don't care if other people work harder than I do to raise their families. They all owe me a cut! You should be in the mob DFA. Or better yet, start a union. Fuck are you on about, mate? Beauty of socialism is that everyone works hard, and everyone gets a cut. And what does organized crime have to do with everyone getting their fair share? Organized crime has more in common with your glorious capitalist system wherein the wealthy elite bully and intimidate others into doing their bidding. As for your apparent disdain for the labor union, you must be keen on a seven day, 80-plus hour work week in an unsafe, unhealthy environment, while you watch the meager pittance you're earning get funneled right back to the company to pay for your food (which you're forced to buy at the company store) and housing (i.e. your squalid single room with no plumbing or heat in a company-owned slum). Guess you DO believe in hard work. Have fun licking those corporate boots, hooker. DFA's off to tend the garden and help Ivan and Alexander make some bread for tonight's dinner!

Inconceivable!

"PETA's on his ass again after the compromising polaroids were leaked" Say, Dr. Flash Amazing has been feeling a strange urge lately to pick up a new dual 2-gig PowerMac G5 and do some Photoshop work. Strange.

FBI raid his grow room or somethin'?

Naturally, the mini-haulbag all the way. Regular nylon could get abraded sitting at the base of Bunny Face, especially if a dog bumps into your pack. And of course one must take one's shoes out of the pack later. That's why they go in last. Unless you' got toxic toes.

Up the Hammer and Sickle! Smash the corporate bourgeoisie! Equality for all!

Do you now?

Let's not forget the uber-Gumb' habit of clipping one's shoes and chalkbag to the exterior of one's 3/4-full pack, "so the shoes don't get squished." Translation: "so everyone knows I'm a rock climber." As if you'd be any other sort of recreator, hiking into Smith with tights on and carrying a pack.

Nah; the jazz is for chillin' out after you smash all that bunk shit.

See? SEE?!

E- !

And does anyone have any exp. with or know anything about VONAGE?

Young Distel shirk his spotting duties and send tlg for an ankle-twister, or what?

Coming clean, eh? Those antibiotics DFA prescribed finally clear up that pesky "condition" you were complaining of? Lessee; according to Trask's file: "patient complains of lesions, sores, and persistent cheesy discharge, causing soiling of garments. Patient indicates condition is akin to 'having fuckin' Gruyere on tap 24/7'. Recommend 1000 mg Amoxycillin 2x daily until symptoms clear. Schedule follow-up apptmt. in 90 days. Also discussed use of condoms and advised against consuming more than 12 alcohol-containing beverages before selecting potential mates to avoid similar situations in the future. Much eye-rolling from patient."

Smash your radio, and smash Radiohead, too. Fuckin' spaced-out shoegazer shit. Try some punk rock, it'll help you achieve the aforementioned tasks with a degree of vigor and aggression you never imagined you possessed.

Sweet, Trask! That from one of them Howard Dean for America websites?

Lost in a sea of combat boots flush the bouncers with the wasted youth When did punk rock become so safe? When did the scene become a joke? the kids who used to live for beer and speed now want their fries and coke cursing and flipping birds are not allowed in fact let's keep noise levels down MUST SEPARATE THE CHURCH AND SKATE Why don't we put pads on the kids? Helmets, headgear and mouthpieces? Then we could pad the floors and walls put cameras inside bathroom stalls we make sure only nice bands play make every show a matinee teach kids to be all they can be and we could sing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" ... sweet land of liberty (Bleah!) When did punk rock become so safe? I know it wasn't Duane or Fletcher who put up the barricades, like a stake in the heart somehow we got driven apart [riffage] I want conflict, I want dissent I want the scene to represent Our hatred of authority our fight against complacency stop singin' songs 'bout girls and love you killed the owl you freed the dove ( ) confrontation and politics replaced with harmony and schticks When did punk rock become so tame? These fucking bands all sound the same! We want our fights we want our thugs we want our burns we want our drugs Where is the violent apathy?! THESE FUCKING RECORDS ARE RATED G! MUST SEPARATE THE CHURCH AND SKATE

AH-HAH! You finally screwed up. Proof irrefutable, iain = DFA. Uh, yeah. Dr. Flash Amazing heartily encourages you and yours to use a Mac for all your home and business computing needs! Gonna put a brick through your Windows if'n you's don't comply! Oops ...

Trask is truly carving his own little niche right at the apex of the diplomatic communication world.

Thanks for the beta; sounds like a good enough plan! Take that, Feerce Demonster!