Dr_Flash_Amazing

note to self: do not use DRU'S restroom Probably best not to borrow his water bottle, either.

Cripes, look at this. Life's a bitch.

It's the 'Saturday night's all right for fighting' specials.

Nah, a tutu just makes your butt look big. Better to stick with a nice flattering mini-skirt.

Who'da thunk Greg was into that metalcore shit? Try Neurosis, they'll freak you right out. Might give your kid nightmares, though.

's wrong with nerd music? Soundtrack to a life of ennui and discontent.

Exactly. Where the fuck have you been? "this is for the rats, the freaks and the runts fuck the motherfuckin' backstabbin' cunts" - Transplants

What?! Bowl haircuts are SOOO out of style! DFA wouldn't be caught dead sporting that mop!

Shit, man, there's plenty of new shit going on in punk rock! Lots more crying and thrift store pants, and then after the crying part, there's this apocolyptic explosion of incomprehensible screaming and atomic distortion. It's true that a lot of punk bands are putting out more or less the same 1-2-3-4 three-chord shit they were playing back in the day, but y'know what? It fuckin' rocks, so why fuck with the formula? And plenty of bands like Hot Water, Alkaline Trio, SBB, and The Honor System, among others, are doing great new shit. So don't go knockin' it 'til you tried it, bubba.

Is that Marek's cell phone number in your autosig?

Trask, if they usually have legs, you need to chew more thoroughly, buddy!

What? Dude, it's the black sheep from Minor Threat's classic 'Out of Step'. How could you say such a thing?

Looks like August and September are shaping up to be good for new music. We got new shit from Pennywise, The Slackers, and of course, RANCID. 2003 has gotta be the best summer ever for new punk rock releases. And don't forget Hot Water Music at the Meow Meow on August 16th!

I think he took a contract on a sport-fag physician. Lives down south somewheres. Who knows. mikeadam's spending his money wisely, it seems. Well, hopefully Sisu doesn't come to 123 Fake St. in Anytown, USA! Not that that's where DFA is or anything.

Gonna bag some slow elk?

What you do with your time is your business, and yet you make yourself look like a fool airing in all over the bulletin board. "Hey, look at me! I'm Big Mike Adamson an' I'm gonna beat somebody up!" Does the brief erection you get after kicking some skinny punk's ass even come close to making up for how pathetic you must feel? Go eat your MRE and sleep off your Go Pills, big man.

WAAAAHHHHHH!!!! THAT PUSSY DOCTOR GUY MADE FUN OF ME ON THE INTERNET! HE SAID MEAN STUFF AND IT HURT MY FEELINGS! WAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I'M A BIG STRONG MAN WITH A GUN AND A HUMMER AND A CAMO OUTFIT AND I'M GONNA HURT HIM REAL BAD 'CAUSE HE HURT MY FEELINGS!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Please don't do that again!

Slinging poo does not a valid defense make.

Fuckin' A, sounded a damn sight harder than 5.13! Good on you, mate.

Trask, you're a foul animal, as evidenced by your penchant for displaying that in which you roll. Be gone, savage!

"Why the fuck do you care? It's his view and he has a right to it. Don't read the joke if it offends you. Sisu, please e-mail the joke to me, I think racist drivel is funny too, thanks."

[edit] Oops ... missed the capitalization ... muy divertido, ese! [/edit]

NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF! "Punk ain't no religious cult Punk means thinking for yourself You ain't hardcore cos you spike your hair When a jock still lives inside your head Nazi punks Nazi punks Nazi punks-Fuck Off! Nazi punks Nazi punks Nazi punks-Fuck Off! If you've come to fight, get outa here You ain't no better than the bouncers We ain't trying to be police When you ape the cops it ain't anarchy [Repeat chorus] Ten guys jump one, what a man You fight each other, the police state wins Stab your backs when you trash our halls Trash a bank if you've got real balls You still think swastikas look cool The real nazis run your schools They're coaches, businessmen and cops In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go [Repeat chorus] You'll be the first to go You'll be the first to go You'll be the first to go Unless you think"

The Crying Pig? 'sup widdat? Anyway, toss in La Bonita and La Sirenita on NE Alberta St. (~ 28th-29th ave) here in PDX, and that place down on Killingsworth and 10th or so that makes their own tortillas, and has the hand-scrawled menu, and feels like you just stepped into Costa Rica or something.