Dr_Flash_Amazing

Succinctly put.

Beckey, schmeckey. Where the hell was der Sharma?

What part of "fuckin' son of a donkey-dick shit-ass fuck" did you not understand?

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. When was the last time Bank of America sent you off to die in exchange for a low introductory APR?

It's 'cause lefties are actually interested in helping people, whereas most righties/conservatives are more interested in fucking people over, and not giving tax money to anything but the military-industrial slush fund part of the budget. Teachers, teaching, and learning are obviously totally antithetical to the conservative gestalt. So clearly, most conservatives are no more interested in joining the ranks of educators than most lib'rals are interested in joining the military.

Fuckin' son of a donkey-dick shit-ass fuck! Shit!

Come on, they come in that swell happy yellow color to match your sporty sport-climbin' shoes. And if anyone gives you any shit, you can tell 'em you found it stashed under a rock, and you're haulin' that sport climber trash back to the dumpster, good tradly citizen that you are.

Did not fuck shit up.

So true, brother. Welcome home. Beautiful.

Having junk biners taking up valuable space in bolt hangers is a pain in the ass for other parties who are climbing the route, especially for those who are trying to onsight your proj', and have to contend with your jingus links clogging up the hangers. Whoever removed them probably chucked them into the forest, as everyone and their dog knows that bail biners are generally shite. 'samatter, ain'tchoo heard of a stick clip? Most modern stick clips can damn near tag the anchors on a 35' sport rig (but not a 35' trad rig--go figure). Happy flailing!

Isn't that a kangerbil? Gerbiroo?

"the chief brigadier's head began to swell firing off depleted uranium shells he bombarded everything pretty well except for the gamma ray and the gamma ray seemed to say if you carry twelve margaritas on a tray you cannot be touched in any way by the benign yet malevolent ... gamma-gamma-gamma-gamma gamma-gamma-gamma-gamma ray" - Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros, "Gamma Ray"

You would, you blurred-out-face liker.

Plus free solo of .14a! Good call, Texas.

Not to mention who gives a flying fuck about Drunadia's lousy maple-leafing media bans? Wahhhh.

What about Dean Potter?

Probably it's raining squid or something, or the Pope is up there hanging out at a hash bar. Could go either way.

Funny, though, that they picked mostly no-name trad chix of questionable hotness, when there's a bumper crop of bolt-clipping babes to choose from. Poor show, Outside!

Fuck jumping--if it can't put the draws up on the proj', sell it on eBay, post-haste.

Well put.

Ooh, hooked a good one. It's your lucky day; the Doctor's using barbless hooks today, so you'll get another chance to bite!

Nice try, jocko. Dr. Flash Amazing takes the environmentally and socially responsible bus to work. Beats having to listen to the Dead Kennedys on headphones lest the wife find out and turn you in to the Homeland Security goons. She probably thinks you're listening to Sean Hannity or something, doesn't she? Tsk, tsk!

First, DFA drinks regular milk (organic, please), and you won't find any twenty-bucks-at-the-mall Cuban revolutionary tchotchkes in this house, Bub. And second, you're gonna try and call DFA a hypocrite/faker, but you're a ... right-winger Republican quoting the Dead Kennedys? Jello would no doubt be flattered to have his ideals leveraged to further your evil elephantine agenda (don't forget to send Klaus Flouride et al a royalty check!). Pretty witty retort for such a straight-laced red-stater as yourself, though. One thumb up, one thumb down.

Fuck the military, fuck violence, and fuck your bullshit ideals. Fuck also the flag, and lastly, fuck you. Eat a bag of dicks, you wannabe John Wayne, bourgeois, pseudopatriotic pig.

Yes, Dru. That's utterly geektastic. Shouldn't you be digging up some exciting news on supersized calamari now?