Dr_Flash_Amazing

The old adage "don't forget to wipe" comes to mind.

quote: Originally posted by trask: STHU you megalomaniac Go cram your ass full of stuffing and sit in the oven for a few hours, you fuckin' turkey.

Can it, you babbling, internet-addicted, no-life loser FREAK! (harsh on someone like that? )

If we haplologize your screen name, RobBob, we get "Rob". Likewise, if we haplologize the word "haplologize," we get "haplogize." Funny that the word describing the action is a prime candidate for said action. Delightful!

Damn.

Solipsism. Now there's one of those great but woefully underused words. If there's one good thing about this bbs, it's the relatively high quantity of high quality vocab. Everyone reach around and pat yourself on the back, then stand up and give yourself a round of applause. There, good job, folks.

Yeah, DFA will second Dru's assertion that it trumps work. So much so, in fact, that DFA took the Internet Explorer icon off of the Quick Launch tray yesterday so he wouldn't be so fucking compulsive about this joint. So we're trying a quick morning check-in followed by some actual work today. Fuckin' addictive-ass internet.

http://www.jumptheshark.com

It's true! He's an idiot! Someone invite him to a pub club so everyone can kick his ass!

Greg, you should put that on some company letterhead and give it to JK as a reference letter. "Do you have a resume?" "Oh, yes, and here are my letters of recommendation!" "Ah, well, I see here that you do computer-type shit. You're hired!"

quote: Originally posted by matt warfield: The Osman segment in the video is one of my favorites from the series, where he uses his middle finger to draw through the air the overhanging outline of the route, ending up squarely flipping off the camera Forgot about that bit. That middle finger thing was top shelf!

Why shouldn't the huddled masses come here expecting resources worked for by other people? The country's founded on the inequitable taking of resources from other people!

Bah! You young whippersnappers have no respect for the elderly! Y'oughta be ashamed o'yourself!

That test tickles! Get it? Test ... tickles ... ahhh, forget it.

POW! Edit: Damn, too old and slow to keep up with you spring chickens! [ 11-14-2002, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Alright, Dr. Flash Amazing is old enough to legally drink an alcoholic beverage, yet not old enough to run for president. Interpolate.

Damn, dude. If you're going to imbibe on the cheap, save yourself some agony and stick to either Hamms or PBR. That Budweiser shit isn't fit for animals, let alone self-respecting human beings!

Dr. Flash Amazing is 76 years old, and a proud member of the AARP, and holder of the coveted Golden Eagle parks pass. Just zip right on in at Red Rocks, and ol' DFA is clippin' bolts by the time you youngsters get done dicking around buying your parking permit. Suckaz! [ 11-14-2002, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: Don't give me that stuff. You know and love that liberal hoe Nancy Pelosi. Your agendas are parallel. Seriously, meathead, who is she? Politician obviously, but where and what office? And what parallel agendas? Does she refer people to the Rebuilding Center?

DAMN YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN! TO HELL, EVEN! [ 11-14-2002, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

What's a Pelosi, you leg-humping sycophant?

DFA was going to suggest that. The Rebuilding Center !

quote: Originally posted by Off White: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Always shooting his fuckin' mouth off and crackin' wise. Ummm, you are familiar with the old saw about the pot and kettle and all that rot? The term "black" is actually about carbon build up, and in no way should be interepreted as a racial slur, especially by such a hot tempered pugilist. Wait a sec. You're not, in some sort of sly, roundabout way suggesting or hinting that Dr. Flash Amazing, endorser of quiet action and arbiter of levelheaded discourse, might be guilty of shooting his mouth off or cracking wise, are you? This is so inconceivable, so prima facie preposterous, it is almost difficult to conclude that this may, in fact, be what you are saying. Shocked. DFA is just shocked that you would imply such a thing.

Contain spray in the Spray section?! What are you, some type of communist?

Nicely done, Iain! imorris never could have pulled off such a brilliant anti-capitalist spray coup!