Dr_Flash_Amazing

POW! Edit: Damn, too old and slow to keep up with you spring chickens! [ 11-14-2002, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Alright, Dr. Flash Amazing is old enough to legally drink an alcoholic beverage, yet not old enough to run for president. Interpolate.

Damn, dude. If you're going to imbibe on the cheap, save yourself some agony and stick to either Hamms or PBR. That Budweiser shit isn't fit for animals, let alone self-respecting human beings!

Dr. Flash Amazing is 76 years old, and a proud member of the AARP, and holder of the coveted Golden Eagle parks pass. Just zip right on in at Red Rocks, and ol' DFA is clippin' bolts by the time you youngsters get done dicking around buying your parking permit. Suckaz! [ 11-14-2002, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

DAMN YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN! TO HELL, EVEN! [ 11-14-2002, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by Off White: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Always shooting his fuckin' mouth off and crackin' wise. Ummm, you are familiar with the old saw about the pot and kettle and all that rot? The term "black" is actually about carbon build up, and in no way should be interepreted as a racial slur, especially by such a hot tempered pugilist. Wait a sec. You're not, in some sort of sly, roundabout way suggesting or hinting that Dr. Flash Amazing, endorser of quiet action and arbiter of levelheaded discourse, might be guilty of shooting his mouth off or cracking wise, are you? This is so inconceivable, so prima facie preposterous, it is almost difficult to conclude that this may, in fact, be what you are saying. Shocked. DFA is just shocked that you would imply such a thing.

Contain spray in the Spray section?! What are you, some type of communist?

Nicely done, Iain! imorris never could have pulled off such a brilliant anti-capitalist spray coup!

You're sounding awfully sympathetic to that prick. What are you two, gay or something?

You're not quite as bad, Iain, but this imorris clown is a serious problem. Always shooting his fuckin' mouth off and crackin' wise. Hell, DFA is surprised you don't want to kick his ass, the way he talks shit about you behind your back. [ 11-14-2002, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

You two chumps want a piece of the DFA dental destruction too, is that it?

Wait'll you get your teeth knocked out, then your enthusiasm will have vanished completely!

Damn you and your page top celebratory snaffles! DAMN YOU AND THEM!

Yeah. All y'all Republican mo'fuggas. Biatch!

"It is not the role of govt to address inequities, only to maintain individual rights." Except when it comes to things like the estate tax, which inequitably affects the wealthy, hmmm? Or lowering pollution standards which inequitably affect big energy companies and industry? Seems like a few too many politicians are trying to drive the wrong way on what should be a one-way street, then.

Oh, those gems are from the original and best MOS. You got Ron Kauk cruisin' around in cowboy boots and climbing 5.13 in his Levi's, Dan Osman sporting the day-glow prints and the rocker hairdo, John Bachar soloing 5.12, Todd Skinner spraying like you wouldn't believe, Boone Speed at about age 18 talking about broccoli and PowerBars, the warrior pit, and an appalling soundtrack. Beautiful.

The painting's even entitled "Death Spray"! Here's another goodie from the same site. It's not about spray, but it's got kung-fu in it, which should be good enough.

The whole system's fucked. Elect Dr. Flash Amazing in '04 and we'll burn this fucker down and start again.

Sir D., close enough; it was indeed Dan Osman, however he was referring to the also-runout Slayer (14a in the movie, surely downrated to 13d by now), from which Dan is depicted taking numerous 50+ footers. Classic footage.

Wasn't it Alan Lester (as if it makes a whit of difference)? [ 11-14-2002, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Yeah Muffy! Stupid budget defisit!!! We shoudnt have one of those!!! If peeple wanna fight wars, they should pay for there own bombs!! Hey, those cocksuckers should pay for their own fucking bombs! Halliburton probably has enough lying around in petty cash to pony up for a few daisy-cutters and what have you.

What is this "apartments for drunks" business that the right-wing contingent has so vigorously latched onto? Is it some concrete box they're going to sweep up all the street people into? Luxury condos with Corian counter tops and platinum plumbing fixtures? A rehabilitation program? Seems like every time one of you refers to it, it's always "apartments for drunks," which sounds suspiciously like a handy catch phrase that some fear-monger has injected into the local lexicon to rile people up.

That's actually a remarkably well-done test, considering the type of crap you usually find floating around the internet. Definitely beats the usual cliche drivel, anyway.

Fantastic. Three complete strangers, two of whom are loudly vocal homophobic right-wing fanatics, find themselves graphically contemplating Dr. Flash Amazing touching himself, and it's not even lunch time. Anything you boys would care to share with the group?

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by rbw1966: You actually listen to the dialogue? I bet you have a box of kleenex and some hand lotion nearby too. DFA got busted for spankin' it to sportclimbing/bouldering porn!! Whatever, Mr. Disney-on-DVD.