Dr_Flash_Amazing

... aaand the TOP of the PAGE. Ahhh, fuckit.

Bottom of the page ...

It's (apparently) angry Muslims who want to kill people. A touching holiday sentiment.

Your mama's so fat, when she gets a page top, it covers the whole damn page! BOO YAH!

Good idea, there. And, while you're at the spam-generating gig, do all the signing up at Christian websites. A bunch of Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts type of stuff; Christmas e-cards and whatnot. If you're gonna bug the shit out of them with spam, you might as well make it spam that they'll hate. 'Course, don't come crying when they blow up your house!

PAGEFUCKINGTOP!!!

And let's not fawking forget the almighty: Can the Docta get a "hell yeah!"?

This, friends, colleagues, and hangers-on, is a sham, a chamois, a chemise. A shell game, a charade, charlatanery, at the very least shady. For shame!

- Assorted tweaks from Mapleshade. - Assorted musics on the CD and the LP - Stickers to plaster on the Sub's windows - Digital camera as soon as DFA and the Mrs. have some scrilla to spend on such

Cheap. Fucking cheap.

Whatchootalkin'about, Willis?

Nice one. Time to VETO that moron!

Why not just get "I am jealous of everything that Dr. Flash Amazing is, and it makes me feel pathetic, inadequate, and kind of aroused" tattooed across your forehead? 'Cause really, it's plain as pie.

Dammit, Greg! As a republican, you're not supposed to do cool stuff like enjoy good authors! You're supposed to be only into shooting guns at environmentalists, driving huge SUV's around the mall parking lot, snowmobiling through elk breeding grounds, and supporting exploitative corporations' right to get rich off the underdog. For the last time, stick to the fawking script!

Y'all love comp results, admit it. Pullin' plastic is fan-fucking-tastic, yes yes y'all. http://www.climbxmedia.com/index4.html

TLG, where you gettin' all them toilet-related emoticons? Or do we even want to know?

Very funny, trad man. And you only wear wool knickers or painter's pants, right? Incidentally, DFA did actually buy some Prana shorts a while back, but they don't stretch, which is pretty lame, and they bunch up all to hell under a harness. Metolius clothing all the way. And, as you astutely point out, a down jacket. Standing around in the cold is cold!

What? Dude, Trask, chicks don't fart, man! Where'd you go to school, anyway?

That book is hilarious! Isn't there another book in that series about boobs? Choice material, there.

DFA tried the Alchemy on at REI the other day, just to check it out (not exactly "experience" but whatever). It did fit kinda funky, but the Windstopper Trango seems bomber as hell. Like Powershield, basically, but fleecier inside.

No way! Pooping is gross, especially when emoticons are doing it.

Allen Ginsburg must be ... ahh, forget it.

Speaking of gay, a great poem by WM Stephen Humphrey comes to mind: If asked if I know what follicles I'd grow were I to be "King of Panache" It would sprout out my nose in hairy little rows just like Tom Selleck's booshy moostache! Tom's hair-covered lip, it just makes me flip and prone to a horny heat rash It's woolly and thick like a caterpillar's **** I adore Selleck's booshy moostache! Other 'staches I've seen, in the places I've bean look just like Mike Farrell's from M*A*S*H! I despise that man's face It lacks the beauty and grace of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache! And what about Prince? Oh, don't make me wince! His looks like a wimpy eyelash! It lacks the weight and the girth of the best fur on earth known as Tom Selleck's booshy moostache! O! I'd bash, I'd smash, I'd pay cold, hard cash I'd gnash succotash and huff hash! I'd marry white trash I'd thrash Johnny Cash for a splash of Tom's booshy moostache! But I haven't the hair to grace my lip there and so all my dreams must be dashed My nose shall never feel the tickly, prickly appeal... of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache.

Lovely, Trask. Four stars, two thumbs up, etc.

What, are you anti-gay or something? Fascist!