Dr_Flash_Amazing

Trask, why don't you drink more piss so the urinals don't get dirty?

Go a , you lousy . You must be fucking .

Huh? DFA only watches one hour of television per week, which includes The Simpsons and King of the Hill. That fucking box will rot your mind right out, tell you what.

Damn, Trask, you're not too bad at the cut-and-paste gig. Nice work, scout.

What, you're not going to give the Freemasons any credit, you ingrate? They'll sacrifice you to Baal or whoever if you don't clean up your act!

Bwa ha ha haa! Up the hammer and sickle! Forward the working class! Smash the bourgeoisie oligarchy! Eat borscht and die, capitalist dogs!

See? Antarctica is obviously an out-of-control disease vector and a major threat to national security! We must bomb it into oblivion at once! Scramble the stealth bombers!

We're doomed. http://www.msnbc.com/news/848354.asp

Hmm ... well, knowing that kind of puts a damper on your day, doesn't it? Can't we all just get along?

Hey, who said anything about being against Mr. Aldrin? DFA was just pointing out that the guy wears pleather chaps to bars and enjoys a good tea-bagging, is all. Nothing wrong with that, of course.

The Two Towers is out tomorrow! Anyone else stoked on this? It's gonna be a non-stop romp-a-thon! A high-energy hobbit-o-rama! Word!

Sure, Captain Maple Leaf; you're not paying for happy face crater pictures! Enjoy the fruits of American taxpayer dollars, you piggybacking ... uh ... piggybacker!

Iain, it's becoming increasingly clear, to this Doctor, at least, that NASA is ... GAY. Buzz Aldrin, too.

Hey, DFA is in the arguing mood, too, you son of a yak-herding circus monkey! And anyway, if Dr. Flash Amazing leaves you alone, you'll have precious fewer things to argue about, so get your sorry ass back on the Trouble Wagon!

Shit, man, we could make do with snaps (preferably the pearl ones like on cowboy shirts), vacuum tubes, corded rotary phones and cable TV. Hold up there, buster. DFA just remembered that some dude invented Velcro after looking at the burrs stuck to his hunting pants after a day in the woods. NASA didn't invent that shit. And what did they have to do with cell phones, Mayor McCheese?

Heh heh. Jus' playing wit' you, mon! Natty dread nah die!

And look at how much money gets pissed away on the space program! And for what? Super quintuple sattelite weather forecasts that can't tell you for sure if it's going to rain past tomorrow? An American flag on the moon? Pictures of Uranus (had to say it)? This missile defense gig is of even less use! What happened to new tactics for a new kind of threat, to paraphrase Bush's post 9/11 rhetoric? Made a nice sound bite, but the philosophy obviously didn't run too deep, as we're back to missiles. What a crock of poops.

Aswad, eh? Wouldn't have pegged you for the dancehall reggae enthusiast, mon, but whatever. Praise Jah, and bus' dem bomba-clot batty boi witta foahty-five, mon, yes I.

McCarthy was a 5.4 trad climber with striped tube socks and homemade tube chocks. Total gaper ...

As long as they're serving asada tacos and Negra Modelo and there's a guitar to play, that'll work. See if you can get the Doctor into someplace coastal while you're at it.

This is the dumbest fucking idea, though. The only time one of these interceptor dealies worked in a test was when the target missile had some kind of RF transmitter on it so the interceptor could find it. Shabby science there. For all your skepticism of the science behind global warming and demands for super stringent evidence of such, and for all your complaining about the government taking your money to help other people out, you righties will sure roll over and give up the dough for an unproven defense against a nonexistent threat. What, pray tell, is up with that?

Fuck you. You're a moron.

Is this a vote against the Dept. of Homeland Security from Greg W?!

Fuck sports. Jocks are morons.

Just what we need to save us from anthrax, small pox, suicide hijackers, suitcase bombs, etc.! Time to fire up the ol' mil-indust. machine and crank out some dollars for ... somebody!