Dr_Flash_Amazing

What?! The Doctor isn't about to apologize for your inexcusably lewd and childish behaviour on this fine web site! And even if he were to do such a thing, there aren't enough hours in the day to repent for all the blasphemous filth you perpetrate!

Cinema verispray!

Send money.

Dumbass, she ditched the firearm long before DFA met her. You're such an ignorant slut, Trask, to use your idiom.

Damn, Rocky Butte so should have made the 'Worst Crags in America' list in the new issue of Climbing. Never been to a more depressing crag than that; dirt washed down from the top of the cliff covering all the routes, trash all over the place, graffiti, sun never hits it ... laaame.

Steve Martin, no?

Perhaps DFA will head out, but not likely. The Doctor is having trouble finding an affordable Kevlar vest that is light and trim enough to hangdog in.

Greg likes you, though, Muffy. He's probably been spending the last week polishing his weapons and painting "DIE, DFA, DIE!" on all his bullets with red paint!

Confucius say man who stand on toilet high on pot.

No, Greg, it's not that DFA thinks that carjackings do not happen, but given the body of evidence available, it seems a bit on the Chicken Little side to start packing heat because FOX "news" reported that someone got carjacked in LA once. Kapish?

Thanks for your concern, Greg ( ), but Mrs. DFA is more than capable of inflicting serious damage on anyone dumb enough to fuck with her. She, too, will not be a victim, but she has learned to defend herself in more ways than just killing people. Interestingly, she used to have a CW permit and used to carry, but decided, for whatever reason, that firearms were not the way to go. Smith Rock in January? It's going to be freezing balls, ese! Anyway, Dr. Flash Amazing does not relish the thought of getting shot by angry republicans!

Actually, Trask, there's some (Gasp!) logic behind DFA's position. While DFA has had a car stolen since moving to quiet little Portland and now has a car alarm (yeah, totally worthless, but still) and leaves nothing in his car, he has yet to be carjacked. He also does not know anyone who has been carjacked. None of the people he knows who have not been carjacked know anyone who has been carjacked. He has never heard, seen, or read in various news media of a carjacking occurring here. Outside of Portland, none of DFA's relatives in North Carolina, Washington, California, Arizona, or Massachusetts have had any experience with carjacking. Based on the total lack of evidence pointing to a carjacking being a likely occurrence, DFA, too refuses to be a victim of fear. So, Trask, what's your experience with carjackings?

Yeah, 'cause carjackings happen, like, all the time. Saw it on the news. Best to be prepared with as many guns as possible!

*commencing copious vomit expulsion*

Duh, Greg. Isn't that pretty much how everyone gets their agenda furthered (whoever they may be)? Get either yourself of your man into whatever position he needs to be in to get things moving in the direction you want them to move in. Pretty common practice. Didn't that governor guy down in Florida help rig a presidential election one time so his brother could win or something like that?

Greg, you fucking fucker; you're fucking fucked!

That is pretty funny. It's pretty funnier that they have a regular sport climbing Tech Tip. Really, it might be nice if once in a while they gave some good info about anchors or more safety related shit, since so many people are learning to climb without learning about climbing lately, but come on; it's quick draws and short approaches, folks! If you need Matt Samet to remind you to bring your down jacket and Power Bars, you're obviously hurting for brains already!

Rad! Stuff for killing people! That's the awesomest; when a controlled explosion propels a little piece of lead at the speed of sound and it tears human flesh apart, ripping human life away therewith. Just fantastic stuff. Dear Santa, More death, guns, killing, and fear for Christmas, please. Thx, DFA

the moral of the story is don't use your better judgement 'cause what good is an evening if you can even remember just hoooowwww it was ... totally fucked!

Ah, yes, Dr. Flash Amazing's original thesis on the matter.

Lots of people wear gloves whilst belaying, often thick leather gloves, and they seem to do a fine job of catching whippers. Most folks do it so their hands don't get dirty, which is a pretty wank-o-riffic reason, but whatever suits a person.

Interesting read on the missile defense gig: http://slate.msn.com/?id=2075605

Good call, Trask! Han Solo had an inferiority complex, and Luke Skywalker was gay!

State officials talk of freedom THEY-TALK In this country that we live in THEY-TALK Free to be harassed and be beaten by the pigs YOUR RIGHTS-NO RIGHTS Till your fucking broken, crippled, or until you're fucking dead They pass laws unfair to gays THEIR-WORK And separatist laws to keep the non-whites in their place THEIR-WORK Family values as a smoke screen blowing in your face THEIR TRUTH-NO TRUTH Family values isn't something that should be based on hate based on hate Justice presides over them, late into the night A blind fold covering their eyes but something isn't right... Under their arms there are shackles on her legs And the hands that once held up her scales are bound, are bound in chains And behind their closed doors they conspire through the night MORE WORK-SICK WORK And they won't stop until this nation is all straight and all white They call it a free nation, but all it is, is a nazi nation