Dr_Flash_Amazing

See, Trask? Like DFA was sayin' yesterday, "pull and shoot the NRA." You're on the right track, hoss! Now, what say we get together this weekend and do some recycling, then go let a few hot ones fly at Chuck Heston? Ol' buzzard's time is nigh, the Doc reckons.

Ralph Nader is grossly, glaringly guilty of serving working-class consumers. He needs to get his damn priorities straight and help bail out some crooked corporations!

How about that there aren't jobs enough to go around? Or haven't you noticed Oregon and Washington's rather dismal standing on the unemployment roster these days? Folks is hurtin', man!

Hmm ... Outer Space would have to be on the list. First trip to Smith way back in '92, during which DFA did his first lead, which was Churning ... ha ha, no, it was 5-Gallon Buckets (which was then a new route). Too many days on too many fun routes to even think of. Doing the Pioneer Route at night and camping behind the nose boulder up on the Monkey, and bringing way too much shit, which we hauled with a Gri-Gri, then waking up and booking it back to Bend for work. Any of hundreds of post-climbing, kicking-back-around-the-campfire-with-beer evenings. And on and on ...

Dr. Flash Amazing seems to have struck a nerve, ladies and gentlemen!

"Don't Be Cruel was to Bobby Brown what Control was to Janet Jackson -- a tougher, more aggressive project that shed his "bubble gum" image altogether and brought him to a new artistic and commercial plateau. With "My Prerogative" and the title song, Brown became a leader of "new jack swing" -- a forceful, high-tech blend of traditional soul singing and rap/hip-hop that's also associated with Guy and Brown's New Edition colleagues, Bell Biv DeVoe. Brown had been a strong advocate of rap since his days with New Edition, and on Cruel, he did even more rapping than before. But for all the tough-mindedness he exhibited on his "new jack" hits, the charismatic Bostonian hadn't lost his love of sentimental, old-fashioned R&B romanticism -- and he definitely excels in that area on his hits "Every Little Step," "Roni," and "Rock Wit' Cha." Much of Cruel was produced by the ubiquitous production/songwriting duo L.A. Reid and Babyface, who've often been accused (and rightly so) of taking a formulaic, cookie-cutter approach to R&B. But here, their work is never less than inspired. " ~ Alex Henderson, All Music Guide

Do you have your headset mic on, Iain?

Damn, Greg, you got fucked-up taste in music, holmes! You need to keep that shit to yourself, lest people be incited to vomit!

You're right on the first point, and probably somewhere between "dead-wrong" and "wronger-than-a-Trask-family-reunion-after-a-few-too-many-drinks" on the second. Nice to know there's some more folx out there who appreciate muzak!

Relax, Trask, DFA was just quoting those deeply philosophical political commentators known as NOFX. Dr. Flash Amazing would never advocate killing anyone.

wanna tar and lynch the kkk wanna pull and shoot the NRA pay the lobbyists to kill themselves murder the government murder the government murder the government and then do it again, yeah! murder the government murder the government murder the government and then murder the govern-me-e-eeennnnt

matt, It sounded, to DFA at least, that he was referring to the era the albums were recorded and the production capabilities of the day, and was surprised that albums recorded in such a dramatically different sound-reproduction era could sound so clean, warm, and spacious. Sort of a roundabout compliment to Verve's remastering skillz, and not a dis on 30-year-old tunes.

Whaddaya want, a fucking cookie? Nice work, bookworm!

Oh, that's right, Trask prefers men in wooly chaps. Note to self: send Thor to Spartacus for new chaps before his weekly visit to the Trask residence.

DRU =

Friday - flogged the Lloyd Center mall for Christmas giftage Saturday - slept late, lounged, helped Mrs. DFA make cookies, a little more shopping, and purchased the 'Ella Wishes You a Swingin' Christmas' CD, by Ella Fitzgerald (duh). This was a fine purchase, and if you're looking for some secular Christmas tunes in the peppy, jazzy modality, buy it. Sound quality is excellent too, as it's one of them Verve Records reissue deals. Sunday - Church, brunch, more shopping, lounging, and of course Simpsons and King of the Hill from 8-9.

12 tick-marked footholds 11 bits of beta 10 bros a-spraying 9 gapers gaping 8 foot stick for clipping 7 bolts on Churning 6 feet between bolts 5 minute approach! 4 bolts on Chain 3 slings on Kings 2 kickass gullys and the Doc-tor will be a-sending!

I dragged this lake lookin' for corpses dusted for prints pryed up the floorboards pieces of planes and black box recorders don't lie don't lie and I been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses that sense DNA on barbed-wire fences maybe someday I'll find me a suspect that has no alibi at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine you won't have to quit doin' fucked up shit for anyone but me at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine you won't have to stop sayin' "I love cops" for anyone but me your private eye and New Year's eve was as boring as Heaven I watched flys fuck on channel eleven there was no one to kiss there was nothin' to drink 'cept some old rotten milk someone left in the sink and there's no ring there's no ring on the phone anymore there's no reason to call I passed out on the floor smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine you won't have to quit doin' fucked up shit for anyone but me at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine you won't have to stop sayin' "I love cops" for anyone but me your private eye (repeat first 2 verses, repeat chorus)

Johnny, you've clearly strayed from your former path of walking in the Lord's footsteps. Given that this is the season of celebrating our Savior's birth, perhaps you should ask yourself if you're doing everything you can to live in a Christ-like manner. Peace, brother. Love, Dr. Flash "forgiveness is wonderful" Amazing

It's "dipfuck," dumbshit. Damn.

Oops, Veggie-B's star count seems to have dropped. Pity, who would do such a thing?

BWA HA HA HA HAAA! You totally set yourself up for that one, though, toolshed. C'est la vie.

Back door delivery only, right?

And, speaking of Liza and Louise, who could forget Louise? She gotta walk with a silicone cock stickin' in her ass and one in her cunt a butterfly strapped tight to her clit, but who's got the remote control? that would belong to Louise, she's got a new pet a real vaginal tease mommy's little girl's gonna do what she please if she don't wanna get a spankin' she likes to speak like a 6-year-old brat "mommy, discipline me, you know I've been bad" start with the cat then she'll move to a crop neither one is willing to stop it's time for bed she'll be securing her head between her thighs for a thorough night's suck along with this she'll be drinkin' her piss so Louise don't have to get up two goddesses in love one resides below one reigns from above one holds the cuffs while one covets keys the purgatorial touch of Louise ...

When are you two closet cases going to get tired of dry-humping DFA's leg with the coy little insults? You're fuckin' boring the Doctor half to death with this shit ... zzzzzzzzzzz *yawn*