Dr_Flash_Amazing

Help George W. Bush look like a real champ in the eyes of his loyal subjects ... err, supporters.

Funny how President Bush could just show up at the Pentagon totally unannounced and unexpected. Why, you'd think Bush's visit to the Pentagon might have been in the news or something recently. And he showed up just to cruise into the cafeteria and shake some hands? Of course ... This'll get debunked by Snopes soon enough.

Meet some of the people who may soon be killed or maimed by US bombs: http://www.msnbc.com/news/886752.asp While you're praying for our soldiers, don't forget the Iraqi people, too, as they are people, too.

Someone needs a faster internet connection, and it looks like that person is Iain!

RobBob, it's directly traceable to your current flaccid and ineffectual incarnation of your formerly vivacious and incisive self.

= Scott, for all our disagreements about inappropriate humor, you are a fine individual.

Good idea! The morons will have their way regardless of what anyone says or thinks, so we might as well just go along with it and smile! That's the kind of "firm resolve" your president likes to see!

He started it!

Yegads ... you can almost feel the spins coming on when you get to the crazy-eyes, vomit, crazy-eyes, vomit chapter. Yeeg!

Hey, jerkass, the time has come to wake up and realize that your president is needlessly endangering the lives of those troops who you supposedly support (Hello? Since when does "support" mean "enthusiastically send to die"?). The time has come to wake up and realize that our country is in the crapper while your president is pissing away money on tax cuts and military spending while the jobless rate skyrockets, huge companies are going tits up, and the stock market is dreaming of the days when it was only going down the toilet and not straight to hell. But if you want to keep supporting the president that wants to kill our troops and ruin the country that you love, that's cool.

Looks like The Onion had it figured out back in '01! http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/bush_nightmare.html Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over' WASHINGTON, DC-Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over." "My fellow Americans," Bush said, "at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us." Bush swore to do "everything in [his] power" to undo the damage wrought by Clinton's two terms in office, including selling off the national parks to developers, going into massive debt to develop expensive and impractical weapons technologies, and passing sweeping budget cuts that drive the mentally ill out of hospitals and onto the street. During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four years.

Geez, what're you, the sphinx or something? Got any more unsolvable riddles up your sandy sleeves, oh monumentally puzzling one?

Bwa ha ha ha ha HAAAAA! Why don't you just admit defeat before it's too late, old man?

Oh, man, where to start? The whole thing's just a real baffler, any way you slice it. Take this "big-ass joint" for example. Like, what's with that, anyway? And, like, the guy? C'mon ... Oh, it's all so damn confusing ... can we talk about something else?

Voice of experience, Trask?

Voice of experience, catbird?

"Forbidden You do not have permission to access the requested file on this server "

It's a white-trash porn starlet with beertaps on her ta-tas, Iain. What's not to understand?

"in it to win it"!

Here we go again accusing DFA of not showing up at the Pub Club events, but this time it's preemptive! Just because you don't remember the Doctor doesn't mean he wasn't there!

curly fries

Stop spraying in here, Trashkan! This is a serious thread about beer-drinking PDXers. Take your spray somewhere else, you big meanie!

Sure, until your body absorbs the saline injection you got over your lunch break.