Dr_Flash_Amazing

Geez, what're you, the sphinx or something? Got any more unsolvable riddles up your sandy sleeves, oh monumentally puzzling one?

Bwa ha ha ha ha HAAAAA! Why don't you just admit defeat before it's too late, old man?

Oh, man, where to start? The whole thing's just a real baffler, any way you slice it. Take this "big-ass joint" for example. Like, what's with that, anyway? And, like, the guy? C'mon ... Oh, it's all so damn confusing ... can we talk about something else?

Voice of experience, Trask?

Voice of experience, catbird?

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It's a white-trash porn starlet with beertaps on her ta-tas, Iain. What's not to understand?

"in it to win it"!

Here we go again accusing DFA of not showing up at the Pub Club events, but this time it's preemptive! Just because you don't remember the Doctor doesn't mean he wasn't there!

curly fries

Stop spraying in here, Trashkan! This is a serious thread about beer-drinking PDXers. Take your spray somewhere else, you big meanie!

Sure, until your body absorbs the saline injection you got over your lunch break.

But you missed the key element of DFA's post, which was the implication that Dr. Flash Amazing is actually Trask's avatar. Better luck next time, junior lit critic!

Eat ballz, asseyes!

This fetid thread may yet innervate your vocabulary!

The gravel is for ruining your knees when you plummet into it. And then for getting slippery dust all over your shoes and for polishing the shit out of all the holds.

Uh, bad news, Greg. Seems that Trask has only been making you call him 'Daddy'. And all those spankings weren't because you'd been bad. Sorry, Greg, but your real dad is:

Are you typing with a stylus? That two typos in a row, dumbfuck. Or did you mean to say "that's two typos in a row," dumbfuck?

Nah, that's enough; you're making DFA [sic]k enough as it is.

"skinhead tats and a Fred Perry there's a war in the cemetery start the fight stop drinkin' what the fuck were they thinkiiiiin'?!"

What is wrong with it? Are you referring to the comma before the "and"? That's perfectly acceptable, you know.

Trask's "two-legged harem":

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