Dr_Flash_Amazing

But you missed the key element of DFA's post, which was the implication that Dr. Flash Amazing is actually Trask's avatar. Better luck next time, junior lit critic!

Eat ballz, asseyes!

This fetid thread may yet innervate your vocabulary!

The gravel is for ruining your knees when you plummet into it. And then for getting slippery dust all over your shoes and for polishing the shit out of all the holds.

Uh, bad news, Greg. Seems that Trask has only been making you call him 'Daddy'. And all those spankings weren't because you'd been bad. Sorry, Greg, but your real dad is:

Are you typing with a stylus? That two typos in a row, dumbfuck. Or did you mean to say "that's two typos in a row," dumbfuck?

Nah, that's enough; you're making DFA [sic]k enough as it is.

"skinhead tats and a Fred Perry there's a war in the cemetery start the fight stop drinkin' what the fuck were they thinkiiiiin'?!"

What is wrong with it? Are you referring to the comma before the "and"? That's perfectly acceptable, you know.

Trask's "two-legged harem":

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What, sir, are you referring to? What is this "comma fault" you are squawking about?

Huh? Could you espeeka zee Eengleesh, plees, eh, Meester Cah-nay-dee-in?

Well, most intelligent people, for one. Your willingness to exempt yourself from membership in that club is quite evident, and is no doubt indicative of serious "mommy" issues. Let the Doctor guess ... chronic bedwetter, right? Now lay off RobBob or Greg W will kick your ass!

DFA'll show you some fucking gun safety, you third-rate Charlton Heston wannabe!

Nah, DFA just has ( ) work to do. The Doctor hasn't been able to devote enough time and caring to the craft of late. Perhaps things'll slow down at work again and Dr. Flash Amazing can come galloping back into Cascadeclimberstown on a shining silver spray pony, firing off his six-guns of wit, wisdom, and equal-opportunity egomaniacal derision.

Q. Whaddayou call a poisonous Jewish lizard? A. A hava-nagila monster!

What a gaper! DFA stays way cleaner than that on road trips using baby wipes. Tell him to give it another try, but actually try this time. And watch out for bombs.

9870 [sic] Dru, you seem to be stricken with the [sic]cups. Try typing whilst balancing on your head for a few minutes and see if that cures them.

The punchline to that joke is "I can clearly see you're (your) nuts."

Hey, dammit!

POST POSTED BY ERIK!!!

He certainly is fashionable lately!